Welcome to Hell

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is the message greeting new arrivals at the Rio airport.

Police and fireman saying we aren't getting paid,

~and~

You are not safe...

 

[Lancecastor]

Let the games begin!

(Wheres that fucking torch?!)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Torch the bitch!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

At least the basketball team will probably be packing heat...

 

[Lancecastor]

Summer of Love, 2016

Make sure to put some shrapnel in your hair...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You wanna talk soft target on the world stage!



GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllll...

 

[Lancecastor]

We gave a used Chevy Uplander to our adopted syrian refugee family yesterday.

No wonder they hate us.

 

[Lancecastor]

You wanna talk soft target on the world stage!



GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllll...

Snipers in the stands will result in many new world records... And shorter medal ceremonies.

Win win!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Olympic shooting events should be closely monitored...





You can put an eye out with an air pistol!

 

[Lancecastor]

Rob should start an Olympics Deadpool Medal Count.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh for fuck's sake, why scream Beetlejuice when we're having fun.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh right....sorry.

You guys need to get Chey to make a deck of Powerpoint slides explaining whose nose is out of joint about which scurrilous allegations involving their children/mother/wife.

 

[OldJourno]

I keep waiting for the Rio games to collapse under their own weight.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We can rename them the Lago games.

 

[Lancecastor]

Who will medal in the on camera explosive diarrhea event?