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cliteatingman
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Yes, and I have been successful.
What is one crucial characteristic a woman must have before you consider her a slut?
She'll fuck anything to that moves rather than go home alone.
Are you a slut?
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Yes, and I have been successful.
What is one crucial characteristic a woman must have before you consider her a slut?
She'll fuck anything to that moves rather than go home alone.
Are you a slut?
no.
What would turn you away from an otherwise perfect lover?
a penis
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
a penis
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Pay up to $1.50
Do you find most advertising to be ridiculous in the US?
Ridiculous sells though.
Remember "where's the beef?"
Or "I'd like to teach the world to sing?"
All sort of ridiculous. But they worked, and they were fun!
What commercial is your favorite?
Ridiculous sells though.
Remember "where's the beef?"
Or "I'd like to teach the world to sing?"
All sort of ridiculous. But they worked, and they were fun!
What commercial is your favorite?

I really enjoy those Mayhem commercials... the one where he's the dog, letting the house get burgled makes me snort every time. And... I can't even remember which insurance company it's for!
Do you find commercial jingles get stuck in your head at the mere mention? Because now I'm singing what would you do for a Klondike bar... good lord.

Well...what would you do???
Yes. And it's annoying.
thanks...
"I'd like to teach the world to sing...."
Do you think that sex toys could have cool jingles?
Two all beef fatties
Special Sauce
Let me please
*tickles*
Cum on my pleasure feed bun
What is your favorite sex toy that isn't an actual sex toy?
Um....uh....wait....
Soap, I guess....
What is YOUR favorite sex toy that isn't an actual sex toy?
a diamond bracelet. I like how it scratches his skin when he's on top and I'm wrapped around him.
or red wine.. but I'm too much of a lady to discuss how we could use that one.
What is the sexiest mainstream movie you've watched lately?
Ha. I can think of many ways to use wine.
Hmmm....well, I guess it was probably ... um... wow...none of the movies I've watched recently are sexy....
One that comes to mind is When Harry Met Sally.
How often do you watch romantic comedies?
a diamond bracelet. I like how it scratches his skin when he's on top and I'm wrapped around him.
or red wine.. but I'm too much of a lady to discuss how we could use that one.
What is the sexiest mainstream movie you've watched lately?
Y Tu Mama Tambien
What was the first movie you remember seeing that had a sex scene in it?
I don't know. it's a mood thing. There are a couple that I will watch over and over again just because they make me feel good.
In what way are you predictable?
Y Tu Mama Tambien
What was the first movie you remember seeing that had a sex scene in it?
The Postman Always Rings Twice
What do you call your beloved?
Do you call your parents by their first name? Do your children call you by yours?
Nope. Mom/Dad in both counts.
Do you enjoy amusement park's?
YES! Well...Disney Parks I do.
What was the last fiction book you read?
Reread Swan Song by Robert R. McCammon
What was the first book you ever truly loved reading?
Dragons of Autumn Twilight
What is your favorite genre of book?
Lately it's been history. I'm also a big fan of hard science fiction (Ben Bova, Jack McDevitt, Clark, Asimov, etc).
What is your favorite classification of Lit stories?
you know.. I'm only recently beginning to develop my appreciation. I'll need to conduct further research.
What is your favorite image to recollect when you touch yourself?
his eyes closing and his head falling back as he thrusts slowly as deep as he can, gripping my hips
do you have any books from your childhood that you've kept?