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[Moonlove1990]

Hi everyone!

I'm brand new long time follower but just made an account.

My husband isn't sexual at all, so I just want to make friends who can help out with that need that's not being met (not physically)

Also I just got my first ever ben wa balls. Any tips on how to use them? I'm afraid to have sex with them in but has anyone tried it? I'm interested to know experiences with this.

Thanks everyone! I can't wait to get to know everyone better

 

[eyerami]

Hi everyone!

My name is Stephanie and I'm brand new long time follower but just made an account.

My husband isn't sexual at all, so I just want to make friends who can help out with that need that's not being met (not physically)

Also I just got my first ever ben wa balls. Any tips on how to use them? I'm afraid to have sex with them in but has anyone tried it? I'm interested to know experiences with this.

Thanks everyone! I can't wait to get to know everyone better

Fuck off to the Playground, Bruce.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This should be good...

https://media3.giphy.com/media/128UMaujdjX7Pi/200.gif

 

[pensivepoet]

Too easy
*flicks cigarette and walks away*

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hi everyone!

My name is Stephanie and I'm brand new long time follower but just made an account.

My husband isn't sexual at all, so I just want to make friends who can help out with that need that's not being met (not physically)

Also I just got my first ever ben wa balls. Any tips on how to use them? I'm afraid to have sex with them in but has anyone tried it? I'm interested to know experiences with this.

Thanks everyone! I can't wait to get to know everyone better

There are "friendlier" boards for new people that you may want to seek out - the Playground, How-to, Sexuality, etc. This place is.... unique.

*I've done my public servant deed of the day*

 

[Hard_Rom]

Welcome to Deadwood!

Welcome to fucking Deadwood!

Welcome to fucking Deadwood, cocksucker!

Which welcome works better? Last one could be construed as a bit rude by a noob. But then this is the GB. Might be the most polite thing they read for awhile. Maybe I'm not the Swearengen type. Ellsworth used the word just as often and still came across as the white knight type.

All the cunts and cocksuckers welcome you to fucking Deadwood!

Have to put some serious thought into this, I think.

Is Al Swearengen's name a play on his use of foul language? Another deep thought to be thought of deeply.

Welcome anyways.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Welcome to Deadwood!

Welcome to fucking Deadwood!

Welcome to fucking Deadwood, cocksucker!

Which welcome works better? Last one could be construed as a bit rude by a noob. But then this is the GB. Might be the most polite thing they read for awhile. Maybe I'm not the Swearengen type. Ellsworth used the word just as often and still came across as the white knight type.

All the cunts and cocksuckers welcome you to fucking Deadwood!

Have to put some serious thought into this, I think.

Is Al Swearengen's name a play on his use of foul language? Another deep thought to be thought of deeply.

Welcome anyways.

Hey now....I was being nice.

And honestly, I loved Swearengen...he was more of a black knight. Ellsworth was okay - more like a sock puppet though.

 

[Debbie]

Welcome.

The gb is kinda like a bag of Licorice Allsorts. A mixed bag of licorice and sweet lollies and the odd sour one if you're lucky.


We have asshats, knobheads, weirdos, geeks, freaks, sexxxy people, newbies, oldies and don't spread the word but we have the odd poster who is helpful, kind and doesn't want to lock you in the basement and add you to their 'collection'.

Keep your sense of humour handy at all time and deploy it as needed.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Hey now....I was being nice.

And honestly, I loved Swearengen...he was more of a black knight. Ellsworth was okay - more like a sock puppet though.

Appypollylogies.

I should have said. If they are lucky 1 in 4 replies will be polite and helpful.

 

[RawHumor]

Welcome to Lit. You've got Debbie and Fermi responding to your first thread. That's a plus.

Now show us your tits, newbie.

It's tradition.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We have asshats, knobheads, weirdos, geeks, freaks, sexxxy people, newbies, oldies...

...rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/4d84709267eb72e97316f8e6d705400b/tumblr_mrr49po03H1r26m8lo3_400.gif

 

[Hard_Rom]

"Welcome to fucking Deadwood! It's combative.' is the actual quote. Very apt for the GB.

Rock Ridge works too.