Guys, what's the deal with Cuban women?

[GimpyIntellect]

Are they good in bed?

Can they be trusted?

Do they talk a lot?

Any other kind of intel would be most appreciated.

I rely on the General Board for my inquiries. I know there are a lot of studs here.

 

[Knot Again]

they have CUNTS

so somewhat uselfull

fuck em

kick em outa bed

 

[Disgustipated]

dizzyb00by's mother is a one-legged Cuban whore named Conchita. Makes a fine sandwich.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Thanks, bro!

I'm so naïve when it comes to Cuban women I had no idea they even had cunts.

This has been very informative.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

they prefer the convertible peso to the national coin.

 

[Wings]

You misspelled duds.

 

[Knot Again]

Thanks, bro!

I'm so naïve when it comes to Cuban women I had no idea they even had cunts.

This has been very informative.

happy to help

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You misspelled duds.

Don't be a man hater!

Some of us can still get our dicks hard with proper medication.

 

[pointless]

i'm pretty sure they're human.

and i've only met one woman who was cuban who i thought was hot, but she did not like me at all in a fairly aggressive fashion so that's as far as that went.

 

[Disgustipated]

Betty1's fake girlfriend is Cuban. Well, she is in this version of the story.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

but she did not like at all in a fairly aggressive fashion so that's as far as that went.

English?

 

[pollynova]

I don't think I've ever met a Cuban woman.

 

[alphaduc]

Be prepared for insane family drama.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Be prepared for insane family drama.

Interesting. She does have a big family.

Four sisters.

That's a lot of estrogen, man!

How will I be able to focus when the game is on? Can you imagine all the yapping?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sometimes I miss living near Miami.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Sometimes I miss living near Miami.

Because of the Dolphins?

 

[Lancecastor]

Most Cuban women expect money for sex, though they're not prostitutes.

Then again, you don't have to pay much for dinner in Cuba, so the total outlay's about the same.

 

[Lancecastor]

Because of the Dolphins?

I think she meant the dolphins.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Because of the Dolphins?

Oh gosh no. The only team I picked up down there were the Panthers.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Most Cuban women expect money for sex, though they're not prostitutes.

Then again, you don't have to pay much for dinner in Cuba, so the total outlay's about the same.

That's not applicable here. She has a very high paying job.

If I was any good at sex, she would be paying me!

Oh gosh no. The only team I picked up down there were the Panthers.

Why do you miss Miami?

The Cuban men?

 

[Aglaopheme]

As it relates to this thread, the food and the coffee.

I'm ready for the influx of Cuban coffee that is to come, and I don't mean the stuff in the pod, even if I had a Nespresso machine.

 

[pointless]

English?

i dropped one word, dude. extrapolate, motherfucker.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

As it relates to this thread, the food and the coffee.

I'm ready for the influx of Cuban coffee that is to come, and I don't mean the stuff in the pod, even if I had a Nespresso machine.

Good food? Good to know. I don't think I've ever had Cuban food. Maybe a cigar, but not any food.

I like your avatar, by the way.

i dropped one word, dude. extrapolate, motherfucker.

It's kind of important, and could change the sentence greatly.

So you've met one Cuban woman in your life, and you had sex with her. That's a pretty solid ratio.

Thanks for proving my stud theory.

 

[pointless]

Good food? Good to know. I don't think I've ever had Cuban food. Maybe a cigar, but not any food.

I like your avatar, by the way.



It's kind of important, and could change the sentence greatly.

So you've met one Cuban woman in your life, and you had sex with her. That's a pretty solid ratio.

Thanks for proving my stud theory.

you're functionally illiterate. got it.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

you're functionally illiterate. got it.

LOL

Ohhhh. She didn't like you. I thought the word was "it".

Switch those two words and it reads quite differently.