numeniusa's boudoir

[geronimo_appleby]

Azul Enjoy your rest!



You're quite forgiven.

And I'm off to bed with a silly smile on my face...

odd name for a dildo...

*sprint*

:d

 

[numeniusa]

Darling, I keep hens. Repeat, hens. Please don't call them chickens. If you do, my live-at-home son who loves them will go doolally.

Ooh - looks like I've earned myself the flat of your hand, Simon....

*bends over and wiggles*

(And says 'chickens' again quite loudly, just in case further provocation is needed )

Did you see my bee pics? Here and here. Not honey bees, of course, but I love their little furry, buzzy selves. The cotoneaster which grows over the wall at the front of our house is full of them, it fairly hums! I might grab a sound recording of it...

 

[numeniusa]

Numi
Wild Honey


Just popping in while I am resting for once.

Azul! Good to see you! Sorry I missed you, I was asleep.... Damn these time zones

 

[pkinginva32]

Ooh - looks like I've earned myself the flat of your hand, Simon....

*bends over and wiggles*

(And says 'chickens' again quite loudly, just in case further provocation is needed )

Did you see my bee pics? Here and here. Not honey bees, of course, but I love their little furry, buzzy selves. The cotoneaster which grows over the wall at the front of our house is full of them, it fairly hums! I might grab a sound recording of it...

Are those bumbles bumbling in your bushes?

 

[numeniusa]

I've a dreadful fault permanently lodged in my head. I'm really vain about my sexual abilities. I keep imagining myself taking sexy women I know into the orbital reaches of orgasmic joy. Over and over. And over. And especially one or two special friends on Lit.

It's a terrible thing.

*hopes she makes the list...*

I don't think it counts as vain when your good woman is evidently so satisfied by your attentions, actually

 

[numeniusa]

odd name for a dildo...

*sprint*

:d

Are we supposed to name them?

I have a rambling coming soon about vibrators. Will have to think of some names...

 

[numeniusa]

Are those bumbles bumbling in your bushes?

My bush is humming...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Azul! Good to see you! Sorry I missed you, I was asleep.... Damn these time zones

In the States, i can calculate it all right.
Harder when there is an ocean involved.

Getting ready for work now. Currently 04:19 AM here.

 

[pkinginva32]

My bush is humming...

Your bush needs attention!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

My bush is humming...

there was a spider in mine!

 

[numeniusa]

In the States, i can calculate it all right.
Harder when there is an ocean involved.

Getting ready for work now. Currently 04:19 AM here.

Bloody hell fire, man - 4:19AM

I am not good at that time in the morning... Or late at night. I think I'm neither a lark, nor an owl.

I'm a sloth...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bloody hell fire, man - 4:19AM

I am not good at that time in the morning... Or late at night. I think I'm neither a lark, nor an owl.

I'm a sloth...

No you're not.

You are a woman who knows what you need.

 

[numeniusa]

Your bush needs attention!

It really does actually. Definitely due a trim.

(We're not talking about the cotoneaster now, are we....? )

there was a spider in mine!

You should get down in there more often, GA....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It really does actually. Definitely due a trim.

(We're not talking about the cotoneaster now, are we....? )



You should get down in there more often, GA....

it was big and black, too!

...and possibly venomous on the attack.

 

[pkinginva32]

It really does actually. Definitely due a trim.

(We're not talking about the cotoneaster now, are we....? )


Ohhh...Pick me, Pick me. I have a little bit of skill in this area....Not to mention what I get to play with in the mean time.

 

[numeniusa]

Ohhh...Pick me, Pick me. I have a little bit of skill in this area....Not to mention what I get to play with in the mean time.

You are a qualified bush-trimmer?

I warn you, I'm very prone to wriggling, squealing and giggling during that sort of coiffeuring.

 

[numeniusa]

it was big and black, too!

...and possibly venomous on the attack.

*shudder*

Did it attack? There are Brazilian ones which do, I believe

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*shudder*

Did it attack? There are Brazilian ones which do, I believe

how many zeros in a brazilian?

 

[pkinginva32]

You are a qualified bush-trimmer?

I warn you, I'm very prone to wriggling, squealing and giggling during that sort of coiffeuring.

Not a problem. I am capable of securing you down if necessary. Oh, then of course we would have to do a close inspection and even a tongue test to be sure it's as close as you like.

 

[numeniusa]

how many zeros in a brazilian?

That sounds like the set up line for a joke

 

[numeniusa]

Not a problem. I am capable of securing you down if necessary. Oh, then of course we would have to do a close inspection and even a tongue test to be sure it's as close as you like.

Ooh! You are a professional...

I will of course have to inspect your credentials thoroughly before I can let you begin

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That sounds like the set up line for a joke

naw.

anyway, i'm off for a wank.

laterz.

 

[pkinginva32]

Ooh! You are a professional...

I will of course have to inspect your credentials thoroughly before I can let you begin

You can trust me. And you know my credentials, you read all about them on the Internet. (Just now, above)

 

[numeniusa]

naw.

anyway, i'm off for a wank.

laterz.

I shall alert the media

 

[numeniusa]

You can trust me. And you know my credentials, you read all about them on the Internet. (Just now, above)

You should probably carry your bush licence in your wallet. And maybe you have one of those books of 'styles', so I can choose just the one I want? That might be kind of ... distracting....