Who exactly are the Blurt Bitches?

:eek:

power. it corrupts.

who made me president anyway? ''...some people have power forced upon them'' :rolleyes:

The competition was admittedly fierce this year. Fata Morgana was an early favorite after she won the talent competition (aka "max kegels") and Aglaopheme was a crowd favorite until her unfortunate nip slip in the swimsuit competition.

Ultimately, I think it was your outwardly happy personality, relatively minor arrest record, and clean STD test that took you to the top.
 
The competition was admittedly fierce this year. Fata Morgana was an early favorite after she won the talent competition (aka "max kegels") and Aglaopheme was a crowd favorite until her unfortunate nip slip in the swimsuit competition.

Ultimately, I think it was your outwardly happy personality, relatively minor arrest record, and clean STD test that took you to the top.
it's a gift
 
Another list I didn't make. :(

I guess I am not a blurt bitch. Le sigh.

You were sooo close, Aphro. You passed all the entrance tests except the dreaded "Quarter Challenge"*


*The Quarter Challenge: while completely nekkid, squat down and using no hands, pick up a wrapped ten-dollar roll of stacked quarters using only your hooha. Carry this roll twenty feet across the room, and deposit it, standing up, on a coffee table.


This has always been a challenge for the childless and those with more than two kids.
 
Another list I didn't make. :(

I guess I am not a blurt bitch. Le sigh.

Not sure how I was left off, either. Hash must have called me a Blurt Bitch dozens of times. Oh, well.

We can go make our own list - I will let you be President. I'm trying to avoid responsibility at the moment anyway ;)

Hey stranger! This is the place to be when being non-productive, eh?
 
:(

and there was me thinking you could be Keeper of the Lore

I do rather like that title...

There is a lot of lore here to keep up with...who is male...who is female...which alts belong to whom. Sounds like a lot of reading! :cool:
 
I do rather like that title...

There is a lot of lore here to keep up with...who is male...who is female...which alts belong to whom. Sounds like a lot of reading! :cool:
see cheyenne about files 'n' spreadsheets - i believe she has compiled a magnificent treasury you can plunder :cattail:
 
see cheyenne about files 'n' spreadsheets - i believe she has compiled a magnificent treasury you can plunder :cattail:

Oh, plunder.....

It was not on my list of things to accomplish today but it's a fun word and should definitely be added!
 
Rob, you big asshole. You left a lot of bitches names off the list, and that's led to hurt feelings. Yes, apparently even bitches have feelings.

Nonetheless, you have put together quite an impressive roster.

Who is our cleanup hitter?

I'm looking for someone to knock the ball out of the yard.
 
Rob, you big asshole. You left a lot of bitches names off the list, and that's led to hurt feelings. Yes, apparently even bitches have feelings.

Nonetheless, you have put together quite an impressive roster.

Who is our cleanup hitter?

I'm looking for someone to knock the ball out of the yard
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i have a handy sceptre!
 
I thought she wasn't on there because she's working undercover to find infiltrators - but sadly she'd been hashed out. :cool:

I think my deft employment of the ignore option coupled with extremely rare viewing of posts (and responding) has made me seem less bitchy.

I love that yossi made the list. That one is a righteous bitch around these parts, for sure! :D
 
Rob, you big asshole. You left a lot of bitches names off the list, and that's led to hurt feelings. Yes, apparently even bitches have feelings.

Nonetheless, you have put together quite an impressive roster.

Who is our cleanup hitter?

I'm looking for someone to knock the ball out of the yard.

I sold my feelings for larger breasts....I think I won in the end.
 
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