The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[Saint Peter]

I'm almost out of coffee

 

[butters]

Sadly, here I can do the shopping online but I still have to go pick it up. And last time I did that they gave me bread that had a use-by date for the next day!

But I shall pull on my Butters for President t-shirt and make the shopping happen. I'm almost out of coffee and that could lead to disaster.

that's sad

think of the fresh air and wear your T with pride *fist bump*

 

[Bookishleigh]

Easy, give me your grocery list and promise me a neighborly handjob. Voila!

I love home delivery for such occasions. Does require some preorganisation though.

Well, sounds like I have my problem worked out now with Adre's suggestion - of course he only said to GIVE him my grocery list (not actual money).

 

[Bookishleigh]

With GB Couples, the man always winds up leaving the board, so we do have that to look forward to.

Wanna be my GB boyfriend?

 

[Disgustipated]

If glittery shoes can take Dorothy home and a fairy godmother can get Cinderella to the ball, what type of sorcery do I need to make the kitchen magically stock with groceries without going to the store?

FYI, I like to grocery shop.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Sadly, here I can do the shopping online but I still have to go pick it up. And last time I did that they gave me bread that had a use-by date for the next day!

Yuck....I've got $30 in freebie Amazon Pantry bucks about to expire, thought about using them today.

 

[Adre]

Well, sounds like I have my problem worked out now with Adre's suggestion - of course he only said to GIVE him my grocery list (not actual money).

I only pick up the tab when blowjobs are involved. I was going to put this on your house account.

 

[hashtag45]

Geeze boys, youall are TERRIBLE at flirting!
Turn the volume up, and you'll all sound as if someone squeezed your balls.

 

[Bookishleigh]

FYI, I like to grocery shop.

I'd ask you to be my GB boyfriend then but apparently it would make you disappear - we cannot have that. It would bring too much joy and happiness to others and then the GB would crumble into nothingness.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Grocery shopping and laundry, I love. Other household chores are horrible and I hate them all.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'd ask you to be my GB boyfriend then but apparently it would make you disappear - we cannot have that. It would bring too much joy and happiness to others and then the GB would crumble into nothingness.

Grocery shopping and laundry, I love. Other household chores are horrible and I hate them all.

We could make this work. Oh yes we could.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

Hash is going to show the other guys how to pick up the blurt bitches.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hash is going to show the other guys how to pick up the blurt bitches.

You almost made me spit out what little coffee I have left.

I was not expecting that sort of response. Accusations of jealousy? Yes. But not that.

 

[Disgustipated]

Hash is going to show the other guys how to pick up the blurt bitches.

He is a great American!

 

[butters]

I love laundry and I like ironing because it smells good. I also like scrubbing things and cleaning baths, but dislike cleaning showers.

you LIKE ironing? my ex next door neighbour used to love it as well... said she found it very relaxing. i iron because i have to, that's as far as it goes.

 

[Bookishleigh]

you LIKE ironing? my ex next door neighbour used to love it as well... said she found it very relaxing. i iron because i have to, that's as far as it goes.

Isn't ironing that thing you do where you put the clothes back in the dryer with something wet until all the wrinkles shake out???

 

[Lancecastor]

Wanna be my GB boyfriend?

My clever plan comes to fruition.

 

[hashtag45]

Hash is going to show the other guys how to pick up the blurt bitches.

You all certainly need a refresher course, indeed.
Too rusty or changing teams?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Grocery shopping and laundry, I love. Other household chores are horrible and I hate them all.

Blah... Hate laundry.

I'm the only one in the house that knows how to turn the stove on however. So I am in charge of shopping, cooking, and pool. As the housekeeper does the rest I'm not sure what my wife does.

Besides putting up with me. I suppose that's enough. Plus she's a awesome taxi for the ever busy pre teen.

My early Father's Day present is a smoker I can adjust, watch, and monitor from my phone. I'm torn between brisket, pulled pork or ribs at the moment.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Pulled pork.

Always.

And I'm on my way.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Isn't ironing that thing you do where you put the clothes back in the dryer with something wet until all the wrinkles shake out???

You have to put something wet in, when ironing?

 

[butters]

Isn't ironing that thing you do where you put the clothes back in the dryer with something wet until all the wrinkles shake out???

 

[Wings]

Adre will do the grocery shopping for just a hand job? What a steal!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Blah... Hate laundry.

I'm the only one in the house that knows how to turn the stove on however. So I am in charge of shopping, cooking, and pool. As the housekeeper does the rest I'm not sure what my wife does.

Besides putting up with me. I suppose that's enough. Plus she's a awesome taxi for the ever busy pre teen.

My early Father's Day present is a smoker I can adjust, watch, and monitor from my phone. I'm torn between brisket, pulled pork or ribs at the moment.

Now I'm just getting hangry.