Crystal Dildo

[Rain_Runner]

I won a quartz dildo at my friend's bridal party last night. These are reputed to have sacred energy properties - anyone had any experience with them?

Seems to heavy and cold to be much fun...

Might try it today or maybe it goes into the back of the closet. Can't see regifting it.

 

[phrodeau]

It can act like a lens, so be careful using it around bright lights.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I won a quartz dildo at my friend's bridal party last night. These are reputed to have sacred energy properties - anyone had any experience with them?

Seems to heavy and cold to be much fun...

Might try it today or maybe it goes into the back of the closet. Can't see regifting it.

It will have as much sacred energy as a paperclip.

 

[phrodeau]

It will have as much sacred energy as a paperclip.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51t7MLGcS1L._SY445_QL70_.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

I won a quartz dildo at my friend's bridal party last night. These are reputed to have sacred energy properties - anyone had any experience with them?

Seems to heavy and cold to be much fun...

Might try it today or maybe it goes into the back of the closet. Can't see regifting it.

Too heavy to be fun?

 

[cookiecat]

http://i.imgur.com/pSQItoN.jpg

 

[someoneyouknow]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51t7MLGcS1L._SY445_QL70_.jpg

As they say, Rule 34 in operation.

 

[yossi]

I really like my glass dildos, but I've never tried crystal.

 

[butters]

won't it take on body heat, or warm it up beforehand in hot water or something?

 

[phrodeau]

won't it take on body heat, or warm it up beforehand in hot water or something?

Every dildo should be dishwasher safe.

 

[butters]

Every dildo should be dishwasher safe.

i have neither a dildo nor a dishwasher, but cleanliness is next to orifices *nods*

 

[Hard_Rom]

Quartz represents positive energy. A quartz crystal should be worn extensively to attune to your personal energy. A quartz dildo is probably not much different. To get the full metaphysical potential from the quartz, you should use the dildo regularly.

 

[tiny_tits]

Every dildo should be dishwasher safe.

Just be sure your mother-in-law doesn't empty the dishwasher

 

[Killswitch1]

http://i.imgur.com/pSQItoN.jpg

lol...

 

[Killswitch1]

Just be sure your mother-in-law doesn't empty the dishwasher

If she does. Rewash the dildo.

Just sayin.

 

[cookiecat]

Quartz represents positive energy. A quartz crystal should be worn extensively to attune to your personal energy. A quartz dildo is probably not much different. To get the full metaphysical potential from the quartz, you should use the dildo regularly.

check that.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Quartz represents positive energy. A quartz crystal should be worn extensively to attune to your personal energy. A quartz dildo is probably not much different. To get the full metaphysical potential from the quartz, you should use the dildo regularly.

Which is people who wear watches with quartz crystals in them are so positive.

 

[Aphro]

I have glass and metal, and love both. I dunno about quartz and energy stuff. Sounds like a bunch of bunk to me.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I have glass and metal, and love both. I dunno about quartz and energy stuff. Sounds like a bunch of bunk to me.

It's not a bunch of bunk. But it is all in your head.

 

[Aphro]

It's not a bunch of bunk. But it is all in your head.

No. Dildos are in my vagina.

 

[bronzeage]

i have neither a dildo nor a dishwasher, but cleanliness is next to orifices *nods*

I once got caught putting a dildo in the dishwasher. The restaurant manager walked in on us and we were both fired.

 

[Beco]

I won a quartz dildo at my friend's bridal party last night. These are reputed to have sacred energy properties - anyone had any experience with them?

Seems to heavy and cold to be much fun...

Might try it today or maybe it goes into the back of the closet. Can't see regifting it.

They are sacred, I sleep with one under my bed.........works wonders

 

[sangerin]

I bought a glass about a month ago and personally wasn't impressed. I heard great reviews though. It's nice but not what I need mostly.

 

[yossi]

Mine has these glorious ridges up and down the shaft that work me up to a superbly creamy frenzy. Love it.

 

[RoryN]

Mine has these glorious ridges up and down the shaft that work me up to a superbly creamy frenzy. Love it.

This thread sucks.

This post, however, delivers.