Has Ishmael Banged the Most GB grrrls?

[Lancecastor]

I just come here for the erudite discourse, but swordsmen like Ish are here to fuck.

Has anyone penetrated more geeb vadge than Ish?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I had no idea he was such a stud.

Who has he gotten horizontal?

 

[yossi]

What's the tally?

 

[lovecraft68]

If he's banged one, he's banged more than you, you lying piece of shit.

Unless by banged you mean hit, then I'm sure you and prick daily are fighting for the lead.

 

[hashtag45]

Aaah, so that's the real reason why the progressive boys are so mad with Ish :
He got the real girls, and they banged the female impersonator.

 

[Lancecastor]

If he's banged one, he's banged more than you, you lying piece of shit.

Unless by banged you mean hit, then I'm sure you and prick daily are fighting for the lead.

Unwad thy panties, Laura; I'm just here for the articles.

And to learn from the published authors like you and SRT.

ahahahaha!

 

[Aphro]

How do you know he's actually, physically banged any GB women?

All I know is he has a lot of minutes on a phone card and a very nosy cat.

 

[lovecraft68]

Unwad thy panties, Laura; I'm just here for the articles.

And to learn from the published authors like you and SRT.

ahahahaha!

Unwad them for me you gutless cunt. Hop on your private jet and come on down. Let's see you swing at someone without tits, you sack of shit.

 

[Aphro]

Unwad them for me you gutless cunt. Hop on your private jet and come on down. Let's see you swing at someone without tits, you sack of shit.

The Rumble in the Jungle II?

 

[Pookie]

The Rumble in the Jungle II?

The Hissy Fit At Lit?

 

[Aphro]

The Hissy Fit At Lit?

Fuck. That name fits about 30 threads.

 

[Lancecastor]

Unwad them for me you gutless cunt. Hop on your private jet and come on down. Let's see you swing at someone without tits, you sack of shit.

What happened to your tits???

 

[Pookie]

Fuck. That name fits about 30 threads.

Yeah, and Eyer has the copyright to it anyway.

 

[Lancecastor]

"Tempest in a Tampon 3...the Revenge of Laura Lovecraft

In a World where men posing as women must fight for respect...only one man is man enough to be a woman...Laura Lovecraft."

 

[zipman]

Just to be clear, there has to be actual penetration for it to count correct?

 

[phrodeau]

I think you misspelled "begged".

 

[Recidiva]

https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4585560+_7fad374c83b9730e4e03c840c25701c0.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

How do you know he's actually, physically banged any GB women?

All I know is he has a lot of minutes on a phone card and a very nosy cat.

OH

MY

GAWD

 

[BabblingBrooke]

OH

MY

GAWD

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1315100

 

[Disgustipated]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1315100

http://cdn.epicski.com/6/64/64f71368_cell_phone_for_seniors.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs

 

[Aphro]

OH

MY

GAWD

No. I did not have phone sex with Ishmael.

 

[Killswitch1]

No. I did not have phone sex with Ishmael.

I had sex with a lit girl....post Ish. You can at least admit to that phone sex.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I had sex with a lit girl....post Ish. You can at least admit to that phone sex.

gb rule #1:

thou shall not have sexual relations with a conservative. (and admit it)

 

[Disgustipated]

Life rule #1:

thou shall not have sexual relations with a misogynist douche canoe. (and admit it)

Ah, much better.