The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[yossi]

they did
you should tell them

I will mention it.

 

[pete]

Alright, so there's this tumblr blog I follow and the handle is "littlenorwegianwhore," and I feel like they missed a golden opportunity by not using "littlewhorewegian" instead.

maybe norwegians don't do puns ?

they do like their fun, though...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/844a5165646a03012125dc6577a5bb49/tumblr_o2vls7zND71ryino5o1_500.gif

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Ah, school's obviously out.

 

[butters]

Ah, school's obviously out.

they should be back soon, right? right?
(over here they're just finishing their break - things will be quieter)

 

[Pookie]

I'm being a big poopie head this morning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Alright, so there's this tumblr blog I follow and the handle is "littlenorwegianwhore," and I feel like they missed a golden opportunity by not using "littlewhorewegian" instead.

they did
you should tell them

Or even better, start your own blog with that name!

Seriously, that's a boss dirty name pun right there. The more clever the pun, the better.

I want to go see TMNT but the reviews are all bad.

Fugg 'em. Go see it anyway, if it's what your heart wants.

 

[Pookie]

I want to go see TMNT but the reviews are all bad.

So it won't win an Academy Award. Go see it and have fun.

 

[spacekowboy]

I want to go see TMNT but the reviews are all bad.

It's Michael Bay. What more information could you possibly need to ascertain just how god awful terrible it could be?

 

[lovetoread]

oh and how many minutes till his new name pops up?

 

[Pookie]

I think he's still going through his pre-politics board "I'm leaving Lit forever" stash.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Landslide on repeat kinda morning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's Michael Bay. What more information could you possibly need to ascertain just how god awful terrible it could be?

Different director, but Bay is a producer, so...yeah, virtually the same thing.

oh and how many minutes till his new name pops up?

He's overdue for sure. His usual M.O. is to start small with a new name on the same day the old one went kerplunkt and gradually ramp up his presence until he feels his nutsack again and opens up the faucet of recycled yap.

 

[phantom4533]

Babysitting my two nephews this afternoon while my brother takes in a baseball game. I should probably start drinking now.

 

[HarryHill]

Babysitting my two nephews this afternoon while my brother takes in a baseball game. I should probably start drinking now.

..
feed them plenty of sweets before he gets home

 

[butters]

..
feed them plenty of sweets before he gets home

lol that's evil

 

[HarryHill]

lol that's evil

morning Ku, we get to rename this thread when it hits 5k right?

 

[butters]

morning Ku, we get to rename this thread when it hits 5k right?

whoever gets the 5000th post gets to name the new one why, got something in mind?

or bored with cotton candy flavoured vagina?

 

[Aphro]

I've woken up both horny and hungry.

Which do I take care of first?

 

[Jennifer]

I've woken up both horny and hungry.

Which do I take care of first?

Please! You already know!

 

[Davesmith42]

I've woken up both horny and hungry.

Which do I take care of first?

Now that's a silly question hehe

 

[trysail]

http://www.laxpower.com/graphics/Mackey/resized/2016_Maryland_vs_North_Carolina_NCAA_10.jpg


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[lovetoread]

My youngest just gave me a dozen yellow roses, 2 video games, candy, and a ballon.

I raised her right.

 

[Aphro]

Please! You already know!

Now that's a silly question hehe

Can one masturbate with bacon, I wonder?

 

[butters]

Can one masturbate with bacon, I wonder?

it's a question of texture - those crispy bits can be kinda sharp

 

[Fata Morgana]

it's a question of texture - those crispy bits can be kinda sharp

A ham hock is best.