The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Lorilei]

i love you.

And I love and adore YOU!

 

[spacekowboy]

Not to be a perv, but is there room for a third in this love fest?

 

[Lorilei]

Not to be a perv, but is there room for a third in this love fest?

Well duh.

 

[pointless]

everyone loves a good orgy.

 

[Aglaopheme]

32?..

 

[spacekowboy]

Well duh.

Pardon me while I fap.

 

[neci]

i want to be a cum drinker.

 

[pointless]

32?..

that's a lot of crisco.

 

[spacekowboy]

everyone loves a good orgy.

32?..

That's a bit excessive, don't ya think?

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1290601/original.jpg

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Watching Good Will Hunting... These guys are so young.

 

[Aglaopheme]

That's a bit excessive, don't ya think?

Where to draw the line? Double digits? Is there a number attached to the definition? I'm too lazy to look.

 

[Lorilei]

No. Too many.

 

[spacekowboy]

Watching Good Will Hunting... These guys are so young.

Hey, Carmine! It's me Will from kindygahten.

 

[HarryHill]

is she lezzing out in it?

Shaving her legs while cleaning her apartment prior to the significant other arriving with his mum after a hasty warning, no shower scene, hopefully there was time for a pta

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Hey, Carmine! It's me Will from kindygahten.

Great scene!

 

[pete]

us men's soccer team looked like shit tonite, not surprised they lost

 

[neci]

wooly booly.

 

[Que]

I bet Muhammad Ali is trash talking st.peter.

 

[cleaver]

the plank strains
as usual suspects
line up to claim chunks of greatness
garnered once
by the freshly corpsed.

who was first to re-report
what was re-reported
and re-commented upon...

who was first
and
who was loudest
and
who gets awarded the critical points... ?

 

[Que]

The desert nights on Tatooine can get quite chilly. At the moment it's a breezy 87 degrees at 2:30 in the morning

 

[butters]

I am really not thrilled about this. The second time I trusted you with something big.
I am not sure I can forgive this, not only did you outright break your word to me, you are taking advantage of a vulnerable person.

once is bad and hard to get over; second chances...
to do it again? you do not need this person

7001.

i thought you'd typed it that way deliberately, given the tartan and (possibly) stiffly starched white veils

 

[yossi]

Alright, so there's this tumblr blog I follow and the handle is "littlenorwegianwhore," and I feel like they missed a golden opportunity by not using "littlewhorewegian" instead.

 

[butters]

Alright, so there's this tumblr blog I follow and the handle is "littlenorwegianwhore," and I feel like they missed a golden opportunity by not using "littlewhorewegian" instead.

they did
you should tell them

 

[lovetoread]

I want to go see TMNT but the reviews are all bad.