The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Killswitch1]

Stuffin my zuchini sounds good too. Albeit not as overgrown as it used to be! lol

 

[Jennifer]

Let me know when you are on your way!

You both know what you're walking into, right? Lol.

Oh, yes.

 

[neci]

can't you wrap some panty hose around it and jump from a rafter?

 

[Killswitch1]

can't you wrap some panty hose around it and jump from a rafter?

Id love to wrap your nylons around my zuchini.

 

[neci]

Id love to wrap your nylons around my zuchini.

they are filled with holes from my hairy toes.

 

[HarryHill]

When I was a TA in grad school, I must have corrected 7000 undergrad papers where the Pergamon Altar in Berlin's Altesmuseum was spelled incorrectly.

slackers

 

[neci]

you better tie a boy scott knot, or you'll lose your head.

 

[Killswitch1]

they are filled with holes from my hairy toes.

They'll be filled with somethin else after Im done with them.

 

[Noor]

I am really not thrilled about this. The second time I trusted you with something big.
I am not sure I can forgive this, not only did you outright break your word to me, you are taking advantage of a vulnerable person.

 

[Emerson40]

When I was a TA in grad school, I must have corrected 7000 undergrad papers where the Pergamon Altar in Berlin's Altesmuseum was spelled incorrectly.

7001.

 

[pointless]

the new alice in underland movie is apparently bombing. this gives me hope for the future. thanks, world.

now if this turns our to be some kind of a trick i'm gonna be super fucking pissed.

also, my fudgesicle was better than all that shit.

 

[Lorilei]

Dayum, those were some strong margaritas. Wheeeee! Also, grateful for friend's hubby who drives and pays for everything, all while listening to all of us debate the merits of various sex toys.

 

[neci]

the opening scene to full metal jacket is my grandfather. bless his soul.

 

[pointless]

wow, i knew stanley kubrick was a great film maker, but i had no idea he could create life.

 

[HarryHill]

the opening scene to full metal jacket is my grandfather. bless his soul.

..
Love that flic, 'you talk the talk, you walk the walk'

 

[neci]

only the men drank gin and tonics. white wine in the kitchen and at the dinner table for the women.

 

[Aglaopheme]

This room has a king size sleep number bed and I am easily amused.

 

[neci]

32!!.

 

[HarryHill]

Piper Perabo has a new commercial

 

[Aglaopheme]

32!!.

Ha! I'm going in.

 

[pointless]

seriously though, where did the ewoks get that dress they gave leia? i mean, they were about to eat han, so... yeah, gross. thanks, internet. stop ruining my childhood!

 

[pointless]

Piper Perabo has a new commercial

is she lezzing out in it?

 

[Lorilei]

Life is good.

 

[neci]

Ha! I'm going in.

*bites the kitty*

 

[neci]

Life is good.

i love you.