A quiet wank before the other half wakes up

[dolf]

is one of life's great pleasures.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The other half of what?


The top half?

 

[Debbie]

dolf

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm just pretending to be asleep so i can watch you finger yourself for yourself.

It feels dirty that way.

 

[duranman]

Rather comparative to being unfaithful isn't it Dolf?...

 

[Lancecastor]

Dolf, when he's old enough, will you be registering him on Lit?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Hi, Lance.

I'm dolf's boyfriend.

Did you want to ask me something?

 

[yossi]

Or a not so quiet wank so that you make sure they do wake up.

 

[pete]

Or a not so quiet wank so that you make sure they do wake up.

this.

 

[Mrtenant]

is one of life's great pleasures.

The other half knows. Not fooling anyone

 

[BabblingBrooke]

G'mornin, Dolf.

 

[lovetoread]

I am too lazy nowadays, if I need to get off it must be done for me.

 

[Aphro]

I am too lazy nowadays, if I need to get off it must be done for me.

Too lazy to wank? Say wut?

I'm incredibly lazy, but never too lazy to masturbate. It doesn't require much effort, especially if you have new batteries.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cankick.gif

 

[Lancecastor]

Hi, Lance.

I'm dolf's boyfriend.

Did you want to ask me something?

Am I the only man on Lit who hasn't been Dolf's boyfriend???

 

[richard_daily]

Don't fall asleep in weird positions and half of your body won't fall asleep.

git.

 

[Saint Peter]

If you did not snore so loud I would not use your ass for my wank activities.

 

[Beco]

is one of life's great pleasures.

just one?

 

[RoryN]

Or a not so quiet wank so that you make sure they do wake up.

^^^^^

 

[Super-Surprise]

Am I the only man on Lit who hasn't been Dolf's boyfriend???

You are not a man.

 

[GhostFeather18]

I like it when they wake up and join in

 

[MNGuy]

Last time I tried a quick quiet wank, I was really going at it, and my hands slipped off and I punched myself in the balls.

 

[jezzilee]

I like to do it when we are on the phone...see if he figures out what I am doing of if I can get away with it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The other half of what?


The top half?

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[pink]

I'd rather sleep.