The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[thør]

Are you crushing on my crush, Thor?
Nope, He's not going anywhere. It's good to see you, my friend. I miss this place and my good friends here.

Have a great night

He's safe.....

 

[TwinkleStars]

*laughs* Didn't take long to ban that account! Wonder what name he'll use next?

 

[thør]

*laughs* Didn't take long to ban that account! Wonder what name he'll use next?

It's pretty sad.......

 

[cookiecat]

Urinetown!

Book of Mormon

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's pretty sad.......

I admire the conviction but it really needs to find something far more worthy.

 

[Radiohead]

Book of Mormon

Urinetown has been here twice. I am at least willing to see book of mormon.

But, if you watched South Park, you already saw the book of mormon, so, why see it again with real people singing and dancing?

 

[thør]

I admire the conviction but it really needs to find something far more worthy.

Indeed, my soul is already lost.

 

[cookiecat]

Urinetown has been here twice. I am at least willing to see book of mormon.

But, if you watched South Park, you already saw the book of mormon, so, why see it again with real people singing and dancing?

Because lyrics like fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt" were meant to be seen in person.

 

[Radiohead]

Because lyrics like fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt" were meant to be seen in person.

I'm not a musical fan, and 100 bucks.

I liked the Avenue Q stuff till I found out it was a musical. Funny how much I can love music, and hate musicals (let alone opera)


Friend of mine didnt believe I had seen "The internet is for porn" in 04 (Pre facebook!)

Avenue Q got here in 2011-12... Care factor, highly low.

 

[cookiecat]

I'm not a musical fan, and 100 bucks.

I liked the Avenue Q stuff till I found out it was a musical. Funny how much I can love music, and hate musicals (let alone opera)

Friend of mine didnt believe I had seen "The internet is for porn" in 04 (Pre facebook!)

Avenue Q got here in 2011-12... Care factor, highly low.

I get that - it's hard to sit still for 2+ hours. Plus you're not listening to the music you choose.

It is fun to see something before it blows up.

 

[Radiohead]

Because lyrics like fuck you God in the ass, mouth and cunt" were meant to be seen in person.

Does it get you wet?

And should you be a good christian soldier to be trifucked by the Holy trinity?

Surely Forever three in one is enough?

 

[cookiecat]

Does it get you wet?

And should you be a good christian soldier to be trifucked by the Holy trinity?

Surely Forever three in one is enough?

hmmm. No. I didn't. I think the talk about female circumcision and baby rape put a damper on my pussy.

 

[lovetoread]

Why does it have to rain now?

It couldnt wait til monday?

 

[phantom4533]

Good for the gardens

 

[thør]

I didn't get enough winter in Anchorage, so I am sitting in the airport bound for Minnesota.

 

[butters]

i've had to put the heating on! stupid weather. the heat's meant to return next week, bringing thunderstorms. ffs.

 

[Wings]

I didn't get enough winter in Anchorage, so I am sitting in the airport bound for Minnesota.

What?!?!!!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

What?!?!!!!!

He has mad plumbing skillz.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's only 6 weeks. You can do this, man.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear God, Someone Created a Glow-in-the-Dark 'Pussy Snorkel'

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yPnAsM1C--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/uidip637emn8ejqjzxt9.jpg

Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

 

[ryan8558]

Looking for a change of pace?

Maybe you want to get away from it all?

Here's the job for you!

No thanks. I saw John Carpenter's "The Thing".

 

[Radiohead]

Dear God, Someone Created a Glow-in-the-Dark 'Pussy Snorkel'

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yPnAsM1C--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/uidip637emn8ejqjzxt9.jpg

Something, something hell


Usage, freezing over.

 

[butters]

Dear God, Someone Created a Glow-in-the-Dark 'Pussy Snorkel'

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yPnAsM1C--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/uidip637emn8ejqjzxt9.jpg

love this review

If anything can be a saving grace right now, it’s this starred (and satirical) review by an Amazon user named Ruud Lubbers:

I don’t know who’s idea this was, but I don’t think they thought it through very well.

I ordered one of these for my cat, Mr. Razzles, and it took me forever to get it on his head - I don’t know what the makers were thinking, but it’s waaaay too big for the average housecat.

Finally - after quite a struggle - I got it on and proceeded to throw Mr. Razzles into the pool. Well he absolutely FREAKED OUT! He thrashed around in the water for a minute or so before wriggling out of the pussy snorkel and then swam right for the side of the pool and climbed out before I could even get in the water with him to enjoy a nice swim.

 

[trysail]

I didn't get enough winter in Anchorage, so I am sitting in the airport bound for Minnesota.

Hmmm.

The English language needs a new word.

What's the antonym of snowbird?



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[Mr Noone]

Thørbird