The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Farrah]

Mona!!!

 

[lovetoread]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/law-order-fishes-mobster-mob-gangster-organized_crime-tton102_low.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

This Tumblr glitch is pissing me off.

 

[thør]

I thought there was some bait. Apparently I was wrong.

Don't tell me that the cute blonde guy has flown?

 

[MonaLittle]

Mona!!!

Hello Lovely!!!



Oh how I love running into my girls here. I hope that sweet baby boy of yours is doing well!! His first summer to get into trouble!! Good thing he's so adorable.

Just walking out the door to head home. Txt, call, email or IG me!!!

Xo <----- x1000

 

[MonaLittle]

Don't tell me that the cute blonde guy has flown?

Are you crushing on my crush, Thor?
Nope, He's not going anywhere. It's good to see you, my friend. I miss this place and my good friends here.

Have a great night

 

[neci]

*icepack*

mona!

 

[Mr Noone]

Jennifer might be moving out soon. She's found a roommate. She is 23 years old now but this never gets easier. I love her more than life itself. It's times like this I wish I didn't love so hard.

It's the natural way of things. It means you did your job well; the fledgling will fly, soar. And knowing the connection you have, regardless of the miles or time, she'll always be close.

 

[Lyricalli]

..
stir it up

Me? I would never...



:hides the big spoon:

 

[yossi]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/a76d4eaee229ae4fafc1901dafaff469/tumblr_o5carfID771u3v7ubo1_540.gif

 

[Disgustipated]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/a76d4eaee229ae4fafc1901dafaff469/tumblr_o5carfID771u3v7ubo1_540.gif

Yes please.

 

[yossi]

Blissful.

Most definitely.

 

[Lorilei]

I laughed so much tonight my abs hurt and I can't go to sleep.

 

[thør]

I laughed so much tonight my abs hurt and I can't go to sleep.

A close to perfect evening.....

 

[Lorilei]

A close to perfect evening.....

There's nothing like spending time with your oldest friends.

 

[cleaver]

the nurse just wanted to feed me
which wasn't really never
the nurture
needed.

she offered her ass and some food
so i had her ass often.

she had jars and cans
but
i don't think she ever cooked;
and
i wasn't there to eat as much as i was to be consumed...

so...





i don't not remember.





when i could
i ate.
so as to be nice and all...






not you, nurse.
long before you.

i'll still need my patch at 9

 

[pointless]

yayz to finally having a phone that isn't a complete piece of shit even if it is still kind of crappy.

and don't ask. i'm not playing that game. it aint great, but it's way fucking better than my old one. that's good enough.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm here.

Everyone rejoice.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBvnnxPBlLPSD4c/giphy.gif

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Adorbs.

 

[thør]

I'm here.

Everyone rejoice.

I have to pee, but all the urinals are full.

Thankfully, there is a sink.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I have to pee, but all the urinals are full.

Thankfully, there is a sink.

http://www.disclosurenewsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/angel.jpg

 

[thør]

As long as they wash their hands.

 

[cookiecat]

I went downtown, saw a musical - it was a delightful night!

 

[Radiohead]

I went downtown, saw a musical - it was a delightful night!

Urinetown!