The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Wings]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/1df6d4ab137cd378f8d28f3080b370a6/tumblr_nlglzeMzLU1sodo64o1_500.gif

So cute! That cat is too.

 

[Wings]

Yes! Is a high five train a thing? It should be.

 

[pete]

I feel it inside me. Going deep... so deep... maybe even too deep! Oh God! I feel it! It's soooooo good. Back and forth, up and down... getting everywhere. I've been dying to feel it all day and now that it's happening for real I can hardly take it! I moan, I whimper... And I know it's not over. No, it's not done at all. Another hole is begging for satisfaction. And it will get it...

Of course I'm talking about Q-Tipping my ears.

points for enthusiasm

 

[pollynova]

points for enthusiasm

I saw that thread about giving up the internet or sex.

I'll never give up my Q-Tips!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

I need about a million high fives right now.

How's aboot a low sevenish?





Badoomchi

 

[pollynova]

Interdental brushes. Mmmm, the joy. Especially when teamed with one of those little blue pills.....the sort you chew and shwish then spit to show you how clean your mouth is, then brush of any residue.

I remember getting those in grade school. But they were red.

 

[pete]

I saw that thread about giving up the internet or sex.

I'll never give up my Q-Tips!

so, just the tip?

got it

 

[pointless]

it's joe namath's birthday today, so be a good american and get really drunk tonight so that you can make creepy, unwanted passes on women who are just doing their damned jobs. might i suggest a waitress? i mean, if they've waited tables for more than a week they've gotta be used to it by now.

 

[doctor_insanus]

it's joe namath's birthday today, so be a good american and get really drunk tonight so that you can make creepy, unwanted passes on women who are just doing their damned jobs. might i suggest a waitress? i mean, if they've waited tables for more than a week they've gotta be used to it by now.

I'll drink to my favorite sports blog ever.

Fuck you, Uproxx.

 

[spacekowboy]

When you're Joe Namath you get a pass.

 

[Wings]

Common gives me a lady boner.

 

[yossi]

Who's Joe Namath?

Sports?

 

[thør]

Who's Joe Namath?

Sports?

An old pantyhose wearing quarterback.......

 

[pointless]

Who's Joe Namath?

Sports?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk

 

[spacekowboy]

Common gives me a lady boner.

The name though... just irritates me.




As do most mononyms, for that matter.

 

[Wings]

The name though... just irritates me.




As do most mononyms, for that matter.

I can't imagine moaning it, no.

But then again, who needs to actually speak words?

 

[pete]

But then again, who needs to actually speak words?

exactly, chess requires total silence and concentration !

 

[Porkwarrior]

Going through my Photobucket and realizing there's hardly any pics of me without my sunglasses, an ambulance or the cops.

Or all three.

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/PorkwarriorJuli.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

I can't imagine moaning it, no.

But then again, who needs to actually speak words?

I'm a fan of words every now and again. But that's because I'm an audiophile by nature.




And a dirtbag.

 

[NHKitty]

Why do people think it's ok to walk around barefoot in an office building? At your desk...fine...kick your shoes off, but in public spaces...no, just no.

 

[Wings]

I'm a fan of words every now and again. But that's because I'm an audiophile by nature.




And a dirtbag.

I actually enjoy words, I was just being silly.

 

[Wings]

I think I'm going to have to put down my big dumb cat.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I think I'm going to have to put down my big dumb cat.

Awww, man.

Age? Sickness?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think I'm going to have to put down my big dumb cat.

Fuck and shit.