The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Not Normal]

the first batch of canning has been successful! now to play with recipes. pickles anyone?

Send me some. please.

 

[neci]

Send me some. please.

tell me where to.

 

[pointless]

Fancy dressed folk just do it for you. I can respect that.

One of my favorites is when two guys are fucking one woman's cunt. I love watching two cocks glide back and forth against one another.

that i'm not a big fan of, but i can see the appeal.

 

[Not Normal]

tell me where to.

*Happy Dance*

PM sent

 

[toubab]

Keir Dullea is 80

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/pelham92807/HAL_zpsmasmxnrk.jpg

Happy Birthday, Dave.

 

[pointless]

well, this is boring. time to watch death promise.

 

[cookiecat]

Apparently I'm tiny house living.

 

[thør]

my favorite part of the fish is generally the stick though the beer battered filet is also pretty good. except in sardines. the best part of sardines is the spinal cord.

The bones in canned salmon are pretty good.

the first batch of canning has been successful! now to play with recipes. pickles anyone?

Hot water bath canning?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Fancy dressed folk just do it for you. I can respect that.

One of my favorites is when two guys are fucking one woman's cunt. I love watching two cocks glide back and forth against one another.

that i'm not a big fan of, but i can see the appeal.

To someone who's never really understood, you hyper sexual folks are some of the most interesting.....

 

[lovetoread]

One of my favorites is when two guys are fucking one woman's cunt. I love watching two cocks glide back and forth against one another.

Aye, tis a favorite of mine too.

 

[yossi]

To someone who's never really understood, you hyper sexual folks are some of the most interesting.....

Sometimes it feels uncontainable, as if it needs to be uncapped or the receptacle will explode from the pressure of it.

Aye, tis a favorite of mine too.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f62b5a6c14a2c3e8882cb904e91acdbc/tumblr_ndrtegq1Pz1tg7r61o1_400.gif

 

[butters]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13319957_1111364298936175_8266725575218251177_n.jpg?oh=1f275245e496ff1461d75b7d518eb9b1&oe=57C1FD25

the father was there, too, btw, and joking he was drunk as he lifted the other son onto his shoulders.

i think people are way too quick to blame the zoo, btw: they invest so much time, care, and money into these creatures; keepers form bonds with them and it must be a very sad loss (as well as make them angry) that they felt forced to destroy the animal.

from the eyewitness' words below, it appears the zoo did what they had to after the gorilla grew agitated by the crowd's alarm:

Kimberley Ann Perkins O'Connor, who captured some of the incident on her phone, told CNN she overheard the boy joking to his mother about going into the water.
Suddenly, a splash drew the crowd's attention to the boy in the water. The crowd started screaming, drawing Harambe's attention to the boy, O'Connor said.

At first, it looked like Harambe was trying to help the boy, O'Connor said. He stood him up and pulled up his pants.

As the crowd's clamors grew, Harambe tossed the boy into a corner of the moat, O'Connor said, which is when she started filming. Harambe went over to the corner and shielded the boy with his body as the boy's mother yelled "Mommy's right here."
The crowd's cries appeared to agitate Harambe anew, O'Connor said, and the video shows him grabbing the boy by the foot. He dragged him through the water and out of the moat atop the habitat, O'Connor said.

By that point, "It was not a good scene," she said. When the boy tried to back away the gorilla "aggressively" pulled him back into his body "and really wasn't going to let him get away," she said.

O'Connor left before the shooting. When asked if the the barrier could be easily penetrated by a child, she said it would take some effort.

"Unfortunately, it was a bad situation where a 4-year-old didn't have the attention of his mother for seconds," she said. "I don't think it was as easy as standing up and falling in. He actually had to climb under something, through some bushes and then into the moat."

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/29/us/cincinnati-zoo-gorilla-shot/


also, it's easy to visualise (whether correctly or not) keepers asking to tranq the animal but the person in charge - terrified of a law suit that could cost the earth - demanding it be shot immediately. and it's true that tranq darts take time, and sending keepers in with an agitated full grown male gorilla would be risking their lives as well as the child's.

 

[Pookie]

The zoo did the right thing. Everything I've seen/read indicates the gorilla wasn't going to give up the child. He was already dragging the boy around like a rag doll.The child could've ended up making a move at any moment that agitated the gorilla even more. Another gorilla could've become involved as well. Waiting on wild animals of that size to react further just wasn't an option.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pete]

And sadly tranq darts aren't the option some seem to think. Animals don't get dared then keel over asleep immediately , they react in the Inbetween time, and a short but sharp reaction with a flail of arm could break a child or put it even more danger.

The people to blame here, are not the zoo, nor the gorilla. . All in all, no outcome was going to be great.

truth

 

[butters]

nice, they're gonna put in a proper shower (over the bath, the room's not big enough to take a separate one). 'bout bloody time. and new flooring in the kitchen as well as the bathroom. i mean, i am pleased, i AM, but i've only been living here 33 years and now, when i'm emigrating, now they decide to come do it all.

 

[RobDownSouth]

nice, they're gonna put in a proper shower (over the bath, the room's not big enough to take a separate one). 'bout bloody time. and new flooring in the kitchen as well as the bathroom. i mean, i am pleased, i AM, but i've only been living here 33 years and now, when i'm emigrating, now they decide to come do it all.

But....will it be big enough to hold a gorilla?

 

[butters]

But....will it be big enough to hold a gorilla?

holds me, so mebbee - depends on the size of the gorilla :blinks:

 

[butters]

But....will it be big enough to hold a gorilla?

cue cute baby gorilla pics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/...Crx-Cy0yBjHIFAUptX7F8EUi_2IXPbFollShkLO_g.PNG

 

[pollynova]

I feel it inside me. Going deep... so deep... maybe even too deep! Oh God! I feel it! It's soooooo good. Back and forth, up and down... getting everywhere. I've been dying to feel it all day and now that it's happening for real I can hardly take it! I moan, I whimper... And I know it's not over. No, it's not done at all. Another hole is begging for satisfaction. And it will get it...

Of course I'm talking about Q-Tipping my ears.

 

[Wings]

I need about a million high fives right now.

 

[Adre]

I need about a million high fives right now.

I got twenty for ya.

 

[Wings]

I got twenty for ya.

I'll take 'em.

 

[pollynova]

I need about a million high fives right now.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/1df6d4ab137cd378f8d28f3080b370a6/tumblr_nlglzeMzLU1sodo64o1_500.gif

 

[pete]

I need about a million high fives right now.

i'm good for a few