The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[lovetoread]

I bought the cutest pink flowery dress to wear to work.

Its totally not like me at all, but I fell for it when I saw it.

 

[butters]

I think they said on the news they change it a little....for less trauma to people.

It's not my favourite, but I still got a bit annoyed.

it was brilliant had me laughing and touched in equal measure, as i like it

the only thing that annoyed me was the constant interruptions i had throughout! argh.

 

[neci]

I wonder if they make one with penis pictures all over it.

Or dead people

or dead bunnies and cupcakes?!

http://riotdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Zombie-bunnie-cupcake-skulls-shower-curtain.jpg

http://riotdaily.com/horror-shower-curtains/

 

[pointless]

i'd like to thank everyone here for not babbling on and on about amber heard and johnny depp. you have no idea how refreshing that is even though, to be honest, if there's an amber heard/cara delevingne sex tape out there that you know about and you haven't hooked me up with it i seriously hope you die a painful death. barring that, i'm pretty much sick of hearing about that nonsense now and i want it to stop.

short version: there are several people on another site that i'd really like to hit with a hammer.

and fin.

 

[lovetoread]

omg, i love that curtain

 

[glynndah]

i'd like to thank everyone here for not babbling on and on about amber heard and johnny depp. you have no idea how refreshing that is even though, to be honest, if there's an amber heard/cara delevingne sex tape out there that you know about and you haven't hooked me up with it i seriously hope you die a painful death. barring that, i'm pretty much sick of hearing about that nonsense now and i want it to stop.

short version: there are several people on another site that i'd really like to hit with a hammer.

and fin.

Just the fin or the whole fish?

{Yes, I know.}

 

[pointless]

my favorite part of the fish is generally the stick though the beer battered filet is also pretty good. except in sardines. the best part of sardines is the spinal cord.

 

[neci]

the first batch of canning has been successful! now to play with recipes. pickles anyone?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

I wanna make a Johnny Depp, Amber Heard thread so badly now.

 

[pointless]

i have a six pound sledge hammer in the garage.

just sayin'.

 

[lovetoread]

i love how the pr machine went into action the second it was announced

and i do mean Depp's machinery

 

[neci]

http://www.infinitecat.com/cat-comics/comic-archive/cat-heat.jpg

 

[pointless]

i love how the pr machine went into action the second it was announced

and i do mean Depp's machinery

ugh, fine. i honestly believe he was an idiot to marry her, but i'm not buying the abuse allegations at this point. it just seems like bullshit to me. could be true, but this whole thing feels icky and lame.

and i don't even like johnny depp. especially after that lone ranger movie and him trying to pretend that he was kind sorta not really maybe possibly native americanish to cover up the white washing.

and she's hot, but kind of a shitty actress who seemed to have used her sexuality for a publicity grab letting everyone think she was lesbian before hooking with up depp not even a year later. that shit always felt sketchy to me.

but , yeah, basically two assholes being assholes to each other through the press. yay.

anyway, make with the sex tape already, goddamnit.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Samwell Tarly made me cry.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Glorious.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/16e7ae31a8de5652babcceae6b21aeea/tumblr_o80neunXDr1rg4xulo1_540.jpg

 

[pointless]

that's not a lesbian sex tape.

bastards.

 

[yossi]

Hmmmm

https://67.media.tumblr.com/4506752d87bc3ed8227d33a1bc8ee0e0/tumblr_o6bqzybl7X1vrtf4po1_500.gif

 

[pointless]

my favorite kind of gay porn involves guys in suits banging the shit out of each other. just thought you should know.

yeah, i'm weird. i also like lesbian porn a lot better when the women are nicely dressed and are wearing wedding/engagement rings. i'm a special kind of perv.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/suits-renewed-for-season-six.jpg

 

[pointless]

do they fuck each other in the ass? if no i'm not interested.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13319957_1111364298936175_8266725575218251177_n.jpg?oh=1f275245e496ff1461d75b7d518eb9b1&oe=57C1FD25

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mother Hubbard!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Best penalty kill ever!

 

[yossi]

my favorite kind of gay porn involves guys in suits banging the shit out of each other. just thought you should know.

yeah, i'm weird. i also like lesbian porn a lot better when the women are nicely dressed and are wearing wedding/engagement rings. i'm a special kind of perv.

Fancy dressed folk just do it for you. I can respect that.

One of my favorites is when two guys are fucking one woman's cunt. I love watching two cocks glide back and forth against one another.