If forced, would you rather give up the internet or sex?

[GimpyIntellect]

If you choose sex, you're still allowed to masturbate. You just can't do anything sexually with anyone else.

If you choose the internet, you're not allowed any online access whatsoever.

Gun to your head, which do you give up?

 

[Lord Pmann]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

My head if I do not move quickly enough to seize control of the gun.


I'm not exactly a compromise kind of guy...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

My head if I do not move quickly enough to seize control of the gun.


I'm not exactly a compromise kind of guy...

Always the tough guy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You had to be tough to be a minority when I was young...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You had to be tough to be a minority when I was young...

Were you a white boy growing up in the ghetto?

 

[barefootgirl69]

With those choices, and no desire to think real hard right now, they might as well just shoot me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, I was a half-breed growing up in a white community all fired up on John Wayne movies...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

No, I was a half-breed growing up in a white community all fired up on John Wayne movies...

Half man, half woman?

I was a little shocked when I saw what AJ stood for.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

That's just how I self-identify...

Half Fawkin'Injun, half German. No matter what game the white boys was playing it involved killing one or the other.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Thanks to physiological entropy, the internet is pretty much all I have left. I ain't giving it up without a fight.

 

[chillywilly2]

Fucking internet would be gone in a heartbeat

I still want email for work though...so much easier sending drawings than courier.
And you don't have to talk on the phone so much

 

[duranman]

I doubt very much whether there are too many on here that have that choice

 

[Pookie]

If you choose sex, you're still allowed to masturbate. You just can't do anything sexually with anyone else.

If you choose the internet, you're not allowed any online access whatsoever.

Gun to your head, which do you give up?

Eyer chose giving up sex decades ago. So very carefully consider your options here.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ToniTaylor]

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[BotanyBoy]

I've been done with sex for a long time so whatever...deff give that up over the internet.

 

[JeanLaFlu]

Oh, that's just not fair!

What a choice that would be. I love sex with other people. Masturbation is great, and I can always get myself off, as I did this morning already since my weekend was a bust sexually. But being with other people, being held or straddling a man's cock or feeling a woman's breasts against mine while she fingers me to that moment of eruption is heaven!

Then again, when I'm not at work, doing chores, or, well, fucking, I've almost always got the internet booted up. (In fact, it's up a lot while I'm doing those other things, too. ) I get most of my entertainment from the web, get a great deal of sexual stimulus from the web, and keep in touch with far away friends and family on the web.

However, I think I would have to give up the internet. I couldn't live without that sexual, human touch. I mean, I can't wait to go out to my favorite watering hole tonight and look for sex since Memorial Day weekend did nothing for me. Hell, it's only been 10 days since I last got fucked and sucked. How would I survive 20, 200, 2000 days?

Probably just me, but that reads like a guy posting, dude.

 

[jessiejack]

If you choose sex, you're still allowed to masturbate. You just can't do anything sexually with anyone else.

If you choose the internet, you're not allowed any online access whatsoever.

Gun to your head, which do you give up?

I have lived 28 years as virgin without sex. Now I guess I would prefer to live without internet

 

[cfuhrer]

Internet. Don't even have to think about it.

 

[Mrtenant]

Internet. Don't even have to think about it.

Yea! that. Next stupid question. I'm on a roll!

 

[nerfhearder]

As long as I can still jerk off then I'll take the internet. Pussy starts meaning less once you get past a certain age. Sure, it's nice and all but it's just not the motivator it once was.

 

[pensivepoet]

I could live without either one.
Just don't mess with fishing.

 

[pointless]

meh, i'm not getting laid now and i'm pretty good at masturbating to things i find on the internet, so fuck it.

 

[lovetoread]

what is this masturbation you speak of?

I'd give up the net as long as there is some man o' man and DPing going on.