The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Killswitch1]

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

No you fucking are not and I think I can speak for everyone on this.

 

[Lancecastor]

No you fucking are not and I think I can speak for everyone on this.

Not everyone. Chop chop!

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

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[BabblingBrooke]

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

Post a pic!

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

No. You are not.
-Luk

Post a pic!

Die in a fire

 

[Sean]

I must say, the reaction to LTR running out of ketchup seems a bit extreme.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Die in a fire

Bahaaaha!

I must say, the reaction to LTR running out of ketchup seems a bit extreme.

It just seems...impossible, you know?

 

[lovetoread]

It will all be ok, I will buy more ketchup.

 

[ElizabethWest]

It will all be ok, I will buy more ketchup.

You'll still be gorgeous, with or without ketchup.

 

[Disgustipated]

I must say, the reaction to LTR running out of ketchup seems a bit extreme.

You realize you will be the one suffering if she cuts her shit, right?

Bahaaaha!

You'll still be gorgeous, with or without ketchup.

I lol'd.

 

[Saint Peter]

buzz cut!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Just made the best bacon and eggs. So much yum! The bacon has me wanting jalapeño poppers, now...

 

[pink]

I am so freakin tired. It might have something to do with staying up till 3:15 am.

 

[Lancecastor]

You realize you will be the one suffering if she cuts her shit, right?

Everyone has a dream.

 

[pensivepoet]

Just made the best bacon and eggs. So much yum! The bacon has me wanting jalapeño poppers, now...

I'm pretty sure I love you now.

 

[Wings]

Just made the best bacon and eggs. So much yum! The bacon has me wanting jalapeño poppers, now...

Steak and eggs here!

Being married to a butcher had its advantages for the carnivores in this house.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

Denny-----------NO! Just go buy some more Catsup and Ketchup. Leave that hair alone.

 

[Disgustipated]

Steak and eggs here!

Being married to a butcher had its advantages for the carnivores in this house.

That sandwich I InstaTwatted last week? Going there today for the butcher shop- will report back.

 

[butters]

..
never seen a nest, but have seen some very small ones later in the year.
Hummingbird/wikipedia

''the smallest nests are the size of half a walnut''! and lined with spider silk fairy birds. don't piss off the fairies.

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

how much?

disasssssssssssster!

I must say, the reaction to LTR running out of ketchup seems a bit extreme.

heh

You'll still be gorgeous, with or without ketchup.

 

[pink]

I feel bad, Elvira is panting, she is so hot. I just gave her some cold water. It's hot but not enough for the AC.



Ruby is finally playing with Felix. They are chasing each other around the living room, so damn adorable. I never thought I'd see this day.

 

[pensivepoet]

Merle Haggard holds the Guiness world record for the largest. Round of drinks bought.
5100 canadian clubs at Billy Bobs.
Damn, that musta been one hell of a night!

 

[butters]

I feel bad, Elvira is panting, she is so hot. I just gave her some cold water. It's hot but not enough for the AC.


Ruby is finally playing with Felix. They are chasing each other around the living room, so damn adorable. I never thought I'd see this day.

she'll be fine with plenty of cold water to drink and if she can find a shady spot
if she's still hot, make her head/face/ears wet, even damp her down all over?


aw, get some pics!

 

[lovetoread]

I had a foot of hair cut off yet I still have long hair.

 

[pink]

she'll be fine with plenty of cold water to drink and if she can find a shady spot

aw, get some pics!

Elvira is a house dog.


No pics of chasing cats, butters. It would just be a blur. I can't get over the change in Ruby. She absolutely hated Felix and now...stampede of kitties.

 

[HarryHill]

.. fairy birds. don't piss off the fairies.

heh

I'm going to chop off the hair this afternoon.

I've also discovered I am out of ketchup.

..
I'll shave my head if you will
I'm never out of ketchup