The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pointless]

put something in the bowl for them to aim at.

seriously.

they put those little bees in urinals for a reason.

well, some urinals.

anyway, it's a thing. swears.

 

[butters]

pasta, garlic n herb sauce stirred through, tossed with crispy bacon bits and onion and leftover pork loin diced nice n small, all topped with grated cheddar and finished off golden under the grill. served with a leafy green salad if they want it.

right, better go make it instead of just thinking about it

 

[thegirlfriday11]

put something in the bowl for them to aim at.

seriously.

they put those little bees in urinals for a reason.

well, some urinals.

anyway, it's a thing. swears.

Bees in a urinal? What the hell is that?

I'm thinking a funnel attached to a short hose that goes to the bowl.

 

[pointless]

it's like a sticker in the bowl. they've done studies. guys have a much easier time hitting the bowl when there's a clear target to aim at instead of just this big, white, watery space. it's perhaps a bit counter-intuitive, but that's life.

 

[pink]

Today is Jennifer's birthday, she's 23. I am very emotional, it's a happy emotional though. I just feel so damn grateful for being her mother.


I am also grateful she got her Dad's smarts.

 

[pensivepoet]

Today is Jennifer's birthday, she's 23. I am very emotional, it's a happy emotional though. I just feel so damn grateful for being her mother.


I am also grateful she got her Dad's smarts.

She shares a birthday with KS1?
Sounds suspicious

 

[lovetoread]

I used fruit loops. Told him to aim at them and that seemed to have worked.

 

[pink]

She shares a birthday with KS1?
Sounds suspicious

No way. lmao

 

[HarryHill]

Weeding the garden in Dockers with no socks is not the best idea in the world

 

[Lorilei]

She shares a birthday with KS1?
Sounds suspicious

And my grandmother! Happy birthday to Jennifer and KS1.

 

[Saint Peter]

I used fruit loops. Told him to aim at them and that seemed to have worked.

Make breakfast fun again!

 

[butters]

Weeding the garden in Dockers with no socks is not the best idea in the world

fire ants gettin' antsy?

And my grandmother! Happy birthday to Jennifer and KS1.

happy birthday, all you birthday peeps

 

[pensivepoet]

I used fruit loops. Told him to aim at them and that seemed to have worked.

Why not just tell Sean to sit down when he pees?

 

[lovetoread]

That would be just too girly.

 

[pensivepoet]

That would be just too girly.

And fruit loops ain't a bit, you know...
Shoulda went with Cap'n Crunch.
It's a manly piraty cereal.
Argh!

 

[Mr Noone]

Home. At the beach. 90° forecast for tomorrow—roll on summer!

 

[Lyricalli]

pasta, garlic n herb sauce stirred through, tossed with crispy bacon bits and onion and leftover pork loin diced nice n small, all topped with grated cheddar and finished off golden under the grill. served with a leafy green salad if they want it.

right, better go make it instead of just thinking about it

Can I come over?

 

[Radiohead]

Then you're an idiot.

I dont know what you're seeing, but I'm old, I cant really do concerts anymore that dont include seats.

 

[HarryHill]

Home. At the beach. 90° forecast for tomorrow—roll on summer!

..
Made it home! wtg dude

 

[thegirlfriday11]

it's like a sticker in the bowl. they've done studies. guys have a much easier time hitting the bowl when there's a clear target to aim at instead of just this big, white, watery space. it's perhaps a bit counter-intuitive, but that's life.

Sounds crazy enough to work. Thanks for the tip

 

[thegirlfriday11]

it's like a sticker in the bowl. they've done studies. guys have a much easier time hitting the bowl when there's a clear target to aim at instead of just this big, white, watery space. it's perhaps a bit counter-intuitive, but that's life.

I used fruit loops. Told him to aim at them and that seemed to have worked.

Another good idea!

 

[thegirlfriday11]

That would be just too girly.

That's what I told my husband, lol. His mom trained him to sit down, lol. I appreciate it as I would not be happy if I had to clean up man pee too. But I don't want to teach my son to sit down to pee.

 

[cleaver]

she was gone
shore as shit.

missed dearly
long 'fore she now gone and done that.

they was some noise left

powerful noise

but it didn't mount to much.

used to be the noise
such times
filled up the voids
with interests.

now
they talk all full-bag sackrens.

 

[yossi]

This isn't poison, this is extract of llama!

 

[cleaver]

hear you tell it!