The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Radiohead]

Monday morning woke up feeling of death. Had to play in a golf tourney we sponsored ad felt like crap all day. Took today off and after a few naps, I'm good.

Orange Roughy baking with a nice salad. Hopefully, the tapeworm lets me keep it for a while.

The tapeworm tells you what to do, hey

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13240560_10209702459419865_6817055475337720342_n.jpg?oh=e02c122d076d627a2793773a80b27239&oe=57C8FFF4

 

[Disgustipated]

Just watched an interview with Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones).
Very cool, down to earth.
Asked how she felt about everyone wanting a selfie with her, she said that most times, if people asked, she'd kick it and rap with them. Coolness.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

* a tip of the nightcap to Noor*

Delay?" he cried, "Have you seen the world outside this ship?

It's a wasteland, a desert. Civilization's been and gone, man.
There are no lemon-soaked paper napkins on the way from anywhere!"

"The statistical likelihood," continued the autopilot primly,
"is that other civilizations will arise.
There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins.
Till then there will be a short delay.
Please return to your seat."

 

[Noor]

Nope
I won't let it happen
I'd rather die with nothin to lose.
I'm practical.

Sometimes these things just happen.

you don't get to choose

exactly

When the blurties have killed off everyone you don't like, will there just be the 1 thread?

Will it be moved to the Playground?

It won't have to be moved, the playground is already here

* a tip of the nightcap to Noor*

Delay?" he cried, "Have you seen the world outside this ship?
It's a wasteland, a desert. Civilization's been and gone, man.
There are no lemon-soaked paper napkins on the way from
anywhere!"

"The statistical likelihood," continued the autopilot primly, "is
that other civilizations will arise. There will one day be
lemon-soaked paper napkins. Till then there will be a short
delay. Please return to your seat."

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*worn to a frazzle*



Good night, sweet!

 

[Saint Peter]

there's a lot of rednecks in murrland, but that's terrible list.

it didn't even include dundalk!

my sister's pregnant
my kids on dope

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-afghanistan-taliban-idUSKCN0YG0DW



*availability of virgins may vary

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Well, insomnia sucks. Might as well do some laundry.

 

[Noor]

Well, insomnia sucks. Might as well do some laundry.

We could have a party!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

We could have a party!

Yogurt, Disturbia on the TV, and laundry happening at my place. Come on over!

 

[Noor]

Yogurt, Disturbia on the TV, and laundry happening at my place. Come on over!

Is it too late to order Ha ha's?
Are dancing?

 

[pensivepoet]

Go to sleep, girls.

 

[Noor]

Go to sleep, girls.

Its too warm, legs restless, watching wallander for a bit.

 

[pensivepoet]

Its too warm, legs restless, watching wallander for a bit.

The tv's too loud, your toenails are scratching my legs, and close that damn window.
G'nite

 

[Noor]

The tv's too loud, your toenails are scratching my legs, and close that damn window.
G'nite

Tablet, got fan, opened window, legs have settled. Switch to a flannel sock monkey sheet. No TV.

Good night

 

[pensivepoet]

Tablet, got fan, opened window, legs have settled. Switch to a flannel sock monkey sheet. No TV.

Good night

Thanks
*kiss*
Zzzzzzzz.............

 

[lovetoread]

Its always the parents fault if one is raised to be a special snowflake.

Blaming the snowflake does no good, since they were raised to believe they would always be right, always win, and that everyone would love them.

 

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lancecastor]

i could use a taco

I'll bet you could.

Have someone film that for us, thx.

 

[phantom4533]

I've been up for minutes.

 

[yossi]

Worst overuse of the ellipsis I've ever seen.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Worst overuse of the ellipsis I've ever seen.

.........sorry....how.....you?

 

[Lancecastor]

Turns out those fucking robins at my window were getting their asses kicked by a male morning dove defending a nest in my maple tree.

I guess that explains the recent omnipresence of the cat from up the street.

Rat bait for everyone!