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pkinginva32 said:
WHAT did I miss here, very interesting topic... :)
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Mostly chat about Bristol, a place familiar to him and to me, for different reasons :)

And then a misunderstanding about cock visibility :devil:

Sometimes the misunderstandings lead to the best discussions, eh? :D

I did like your Mazda tale btw :devil: Been a long time since I had sex in a car. I can recall a couple of very memorable occasions, though... ;)
 
DarkSimian said:
hello, nurse! :D ;)
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Nurse? :) You want me to examine your parameters again? :D I think I need T4T's permission for that... ;)

How are you doing, DS? I get the impression that you have a lot of light and shade going on at the moment, but I have every confidence that you'll finish up in the sunshine :kiss:
 
numeniusa said:
Mostly chat about Bristol, a place familiar to him and to me, for different reasons :)

And then a misunderstanding about cock visibility :devil:

Sometimes the misunderstandings lead to the best discussions, eh? :D

I did like your Mazda tale btw :devil: Been a long time since I had sex in a car. I can recall a couple of very memorable occasions, though... ;)
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Thanks for that. We did similar things to that for some time, but never that messy and out in the open. Glad you liked that one though. Definitely a fond memory.
 
pkinginva32 said:
Body and sexuality aside. (Yup, I put them aside)...You have beautiful skin honey. Simply kissable and eatable if I do say so myself. Which I'm sure I'm not a lone, but saying it by myself in my office.
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Aw, thank you :kiss: I think I'm a bit winter-pale as yet, just good lighting in that pic. Hols coming up, though, including Sardinia at the end of the summer, which will be hot, hot, hot... In more ways than one if I play my cards right ;)

So where would you start with all this kissing? :devil:

pkinginva32 said:
Thanks for that. We did similar things to that for some time, but never that messy and out in the open. Glad you liked that one though. Definitely a fond memory.
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You have a nice, concise style - have you written other stuff? I do struggle with verbosity, I can go on and on and on... :eek:
 
numeniusa said:
Aw, thank you :kiss: I think I'm a bit winter-pale as yet, just good lighting in that pic. Hols coming up, though, including Sardinia at the end of the summer, which will be hot, hot, hot... In more ways than one if I play my cards right ;)

So where would you start with all this kissing? :devil:

You have a nice, concise style - have you written other stuff? I do struggle with verbosity, I can go on and on and on... :eek:
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Your shoulders are considerably attractive and I do so enjoy your milky white skin. So your shoulders would have to be enjoyed and kissed. Maybe back under your throat and your chin up to your sweet little red lips. I know you want me to kiss your breasts but I love to tease so I will have to kiss between them down lower to your stomach. Maybe your can use those long fingers to continue to squeeze your nipples and roll them between your fingers. Of course if I kiss too low then the teasing will end so I really have to move around your back side and enjoy the flavors and scents of your lower back and spine.
 
Schwarzschild said:
"Yowza!" and "HubbaHubba!" are the most intelligent words that come to mind at this pic, so "YOWZA!"
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I'll take that!

Your sig quote puts me in mind of that old joke about the mathematician and the engineer in a bar, working out how to approach a beautiful woman they both fancy. They agree that the best way is to walk half the distance between their table and hers, then half the remaining distance, and so on, halving the distance each time.

The mathematician sighs that there will always be distance between himself and the woman.

The engineer knows that he will be able to get 'close enough for all practical purposes'.... :D
 
pkinginva32 said:
Your shoulders are considerably attractive and I do so enjoy your milky white skin. So your shoulders would have to be enjoyed and kissed. Maybe back under your throat and your chin up to your sweet little red lips. I know you want me to kiss your breasts but I love to tease so I will have to kiss between them down lower to your stomach. Maybe your can use those long fingers to continue to squeeze your nipples and roll them between your fingers. Of course if I kiss too low then the teasing will end so I really have to move around your back side and enjoy the flavors and scents of your lower back and spine.
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Ooh, that sounds lovely... :kiss:

Going to have to come back to that one... :devil:
 
numeniusa said:
I'll take that!

Your sig quote puts me in mind of that old joke about the mathematician and the engineer in a bar, working out how to approach a beautiful woman they both fancy. They agree that the best way is to walk half the distance between their table and hers, then half the remaining distance, and so on, halving the distance each time.

The mathematician sighs that there will always be distance between himself and the woman.

The engineer knows that he will be able to get 'close enough for all practical purposes'.... :D
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LOL! I thought I'd heard them all! One of my favorites:
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
 
numeniusa said:
Thank you, and welcome!

And your profile (and Oscar Wilde) are wrong. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ;)

*adjusts special nerd hat and giggles*
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Lol glorious AND brilliant... 😉

And thanks for the welcome... Very much enjoying your body.. And witty retorts.. 👍🏼🙃
 
numeniusa said:
Nurse? :) You want me to examine your parameters again? :D I think I need T4T's permission for that... ;)

How are you doing, DS? I get the impression that you have a lot of light and shade going on at the moment, but I have every confidence that you'll finish up in the sunshine :kiss:
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like the song says; some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug...my life can be a bit of a rollercoaster, but I have the love of a good woman, and that makes it all better :heart:
 
numeniusa said:
I found it! Spoiler alert, though ;)

I might also take issue with your choice of lube. I don't think I've ever experienced KY except in a doctor's surgery, but I do like Sliquid, it's silicon-based, colourless, odourless, tasteless. And most importantly, it's very very slippery.

I actually meant that when the cock is in place (whichever place that might be :devil:), it isn't visible to me anymore :cool: I'll watch for the rest of that set, though, if you're planning on posting them. I have so many questions about fleshlights... ;)
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To be honest, I usually use Ann Smmers lube. One has to use water based lubes with a Fleshlight.

Feel free to ask questions....:D
 
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