The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

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Denny------------ Apparently we have Ravens who like a warm wooded invironment because these suckers have a wing span like Piper Cub.

Thanks for the information.

We've had a herd of them in our trees and yard as long as we've lived in NW Florida. Today my wife counted ten out on the board fence all in a row.

One we named Hoppy because his/her wing was broken and stuck straight out. To get to the nest he walked up a slanting tree then hopped over to the tree with a nest.
One time the neighbor's dog attacked Hoppy. We thought that was the end.
Hoppy hopped and waved his other wing, making loud noises. After a few hours and a few pecks, the dog walked away.

The moral of this story if a big dog picks on you make a lot of noise and show him your pecker!

Over the years Hoppy's wing got better and seemed to return to it's tight position next to Hoppy's body. We have no idea if Hoppy is still with us because now all the Ravens look alike.

Another wild day in the boonies

 

[Darbhinder]

Denny------------ Apparently we have Ravens who like a warm wooded invironment because these suckers have a wing span like Piper Cub.

Thanks for the information.

We've had a herd of them in our trees and yard as long as we've lived in NW Florida. Today my wife counted ten out on the board fence all in a row.

One we named Hoppy because his/her wing was broken and stuck straight out. To get to the nest he walked up a slanting tree then hopped over to the tree with a nest.
One time the neighbor's dog attacked Hoppy. We thought that was the end.
Hoppy hopped and waved his other wing, making loud noises. After a few hours and a few pecks, the dog walked away.

Over the years Hoppy's wing got better and seemed to return to it's tight position next to Hoppy's body. We have no idea if Hoppy is still with us because now all the Ravens look alike.

Another wild day in the boonies

Shaddup, bert.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Shaddup, bert.

Denny--------- The moral of this story if a big dog picks on you make a lot of noise and show him your pecker!

 

[HarryHill]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/history-wooly_willy-toys-magnets-wand-metal_filing-shl100626_low.jpg .....

 

[butters]

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lol @the name; was it popular?

can you imagine a contempory version with that name?

 

[HarryHill]

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[Lorilei]

When it comes on when need to start a dedicated Gilmore girls thread. It's a must. So much to talk about.

I'm going to have so many feelings.

 

[curious2c]

Life alone.

Ten months and every time I think about her or us it cuts like a knife into the heart. I miss her...always.

On the flip side my garden is doing very well so far. Kind of surprises me at times.

 

[spacekowboy]

I see I missed out on some anal swallowing.

Seriously, no one called me? Wtf, man.

 

[Brollyanna]

I see I missed out on some anal swallowing.

Nah,you didn't miss much. It was like when people offer you dick to suck but you really don't want it. You suck and suck, but it's like it just grows in your mouth.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Big plans for Sunday night.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/fdcc88632fc3b7171b4b40faef60e799/tumblr_o7lijszORS1ukw533o1_540.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

i love sucking on lollipops

 

[Fata Morgana]

i love sucking on lollipops

TELLY! IS THAT YOU!?!?!

 

[Brollyanna]

Six year old daughter fuming mad that 'human remains' doesn't mean 'humans who remain'.

"WHO DO I CALL TO GET THAT CHANGED?!"

Good question. Anyone have that number?

 

[butters]

where the devil hides - a little different, ok viewing

 

[Lorilei]

Ten months and every time I think about her or us it cuts like a knife into the heart. I miss her...always.

On the flip side my garden is doing very well so far. Kind of surprises me at times.

 

[Lorilei]

Is Deadpool worth seeing if I know nothing about the back story?

 

[Sinny]

 

[Disgustipated]

Is Deadpool worth seeing if I know nothing about the back story?

Oh yes!

 

[lovetoread]

deadpool is awesome

 

[Lorilei]

 

[yossi]

Oh yes!

deadpool is awesome

They speak the truthiness. It was an amazing movie. After guardians of the galaxy i think it's my favorite comic book movie.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Is Deadpool worth seeing if I know nothing about the back story?

Yesssss. One of the funniest movies I've seen in years, and full of grossness.

It gives you all the backstory you need.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sinny!!!!!

 

[Lorilei]

A'ight then.