5 Year Old Suspended For Bringing Translucent Bubble Gun To School

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5 Year Old Suspended For Bringing Translucent Bubble Gun To School

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Good thing they nabbed this horrifically dangerous criminal.

Via Young Cons:
Children aren’t suspended from schools anymore for cursing out teachers or dismantling murals dedicated to policemen, but it’s an entirely different story if they bring translucent guns that blow bubbles.

What this kid came to school with wasn’t nearly as bad as what “Clock Kid” brought in and scared everyone to death, but I don’t think you’ll hear too many liberals arguing with the school’s decision.

From Twitchy:

We’re guessing the school district in Colorado that reportedly suspended a 5-year-old girl has a strict “zero-tolerance” policy in place regarding weapon possession. No parent wants to send their child to school knowing he or she could be struck by an errant soap bubble and temporarily blinded.

It has to be very tough being a kid in Obama’s America.

Heck, it’s even tougher being a parent. Just let your kids play outside unsupervised and you’ll promptly receive a call from Child Protective Services.

Hey, Obama. Your thoughts on this?
 
Couple kids at my kids school got suspended for using a pretend grenade. They were blowing up a pretend thing. All this stuff, made up in their minds, no props. Principal asked the kids to show what they were playing with. They opened their empty hands. After further questioning, suspension. I may be lost on the concept I guess.
 
Couple kids at my kids school got suspended for using a pretend grenade. They were blowing up a pretend thing. All this stuff, made up in their minds, no props. Principal asked the kids to show what they were playing with. They opened their empty hands. After further questioning, suspension. I may be lost on the concept I guess.

when the kids grow up

and

become soldiers

they will point at enemy and say POW

and be suspended
 
Interesting priorities.... Because, I thought that teaching should be more about education than about punishment.

So teachers suspend 5 year-olds kids for stupid toys that look nothing like guns (at that age, suspension Is a big deal for them and a very harsh punishment). Instead of just waving their finger at them, calling their parents and educating them.

Yet, as horrible as that tragedy was, I only read comments condemning the cop who shot (thinking it was self-defense) the 13 year-old who was waving a real-looking toy gun at him.
I haven't read many posts from teachers to advise parents against buying real-looking replica guns for their kids. Or asking manufacturers to stop producing such toys. In order to stop similar tragedies from happening in the future


I'm unclear: Are these cases that BB keeps mentioning about schools, just isolated/ ridiculous aberrations, or are they part of a larger trend within the educational system?
 
I'm unclear: Are these cases that BB keeps mentioning about schools, just isolated/ ridiculous aberrations, or are they part of a larger trend within the educational system?

Oggism for schools
 
Interesting priorities.... Because, I thought that teaching should be more about education than about punishment.

So teachers suspend 5 year-olds kids for stupid toys that look nothing like guns (at that age, suspension Is a big deal for them and a very harsh punishment). Instead of just waving their finger at them, calling their parents and educating them.

Yet, as horrible as that tragedy was, I only read comments condemning the cop who shot (thinking it was self-defense) the 13 year-old who was waving a real-looking toy gun at him.
I haven't read many posts from teachers to advise parents against buying real-looking replica guns for their kids. Or asking manufacturers to stop producing such toys. In order to stop similar tragedies from happening in the future


I'm unclear: Are these cases that BB keeps mentioning about schools, just isolated/ ridiculous aberrations, or are they part of a larger trend within the educational system?
School boards make the rules. When parents and students break them, they face the consequences.

They were all told not to bring toys to school, and one did.
 
School boards make the rules. When parents and students break them, they face the consequences.

They were all told not to bring toys to school, and one did.

I can see where you're coming from too.
I guess also with those awful mass school shootings done by students, they also want to discourage this gun culture among kids and can't afford to bend the rules.
 
I can see where you're coming from too.
I guess also with those awful mass school shootings done by students, they also want to discourage this gun culture among kids and can't afford to bend the rules.
Bending rules in school would have more dire consequences.
 
Couple kids at my kids school got suspended for using a pretend grenade. They were blowing up a pretend thing. All this stuff, made up in their minds, no props. Principal asked the kids to show what they were playing with. They opened their empty hands. After further questioning, suspension. I may be lost on the concept I guess.
The principle should be publicly executed.

School boards make the rules. When parents and students break them, they face the consequences.
Invalid point, school attendance is mandatory!
 
Bitches moaning about getting soap in their eyes.
How about you get stabbed and then maybe I'll let you complain?

If a kid can't take a bubble to the eye, they aren't going to make it far in the world.
 
Amazing. As a 5 year old I frequently got my knob out to piss the teacher's off and never got close to suspension
 
Bitches moaning about getting soap in their eyes.
How about you get stabbed and then maybe I'll let you complain?

If a kid can't take a bubble to the eye, they aren't going to make it far in the world.
It doesn't belong in the school. The school told the parents and students so, but she still brought one.
 
It doesn't belong in the school. The school told the parents and students so, but she still brought one.

And the best way to punish this child is to make her stay home and play with toys all day?
 
It doesn't belong in the school. The school told the parents and students so, but she still brought one.

Used to be, our teachers would confiscate any toys brought in, shove them in a drawer and there they'd stay until the last day of school.

The schools are going extreme on anything resembling a weapon, not just toys, but imaginary, sticks, fingers, its stupid. But then, what can you expect from a school system thats at the bottom of the list for 1st world countries in educational preparedness.
 
The school told the parents and students so, but she still brought one.
Fuck the school!

They can make rules when the parent is given their taxes back to pay for private school.

Until then fuck public schools and fuck their rules!

They don't like it? Rape and kill the teachers, burn down the schools!

It's a good way to punish the parents.
How? Just send them outside to play.

I used to run around in the "woods" all the time as a kid, sometimes I didn't come home for almost two days.
 
To bad he wasn't Muslim. He could have brought a look alike suitcase bomb and received a call from Obama....
 
Don't worry. The same people that bitched about his suspension will soon be here to defend this one.

Can't wait for the day their masters tell them pedohila is not a mental disorder and should be defended....

Will they apologize to eyeor for all the suggestions they make?
 
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