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it's not the size of the boat that puts the motion in the ocean....as long as you don't have a little dinghy ;)

An interesting assertion. I think a better analogy (ooh, er!) is an impeller. If it's all leaky at the sides, it's not going to work nearly as well ;) Which supports my girth over length theory too, I guess. :)
 
I'm a mixture of shaved and trimmed, balls and cock shaved, pubic region trimmed...

So much more comfortable for me to be honest...

Hey, A! :kiss:

That sounds perfect :devil:

It takes some upkeep, though, I know - my man is the same, but it's very much appreciated.

Not that I don't repay the favour, of course. :D
 
Hey, A! :kiss:

That sounds perfect :devil:

It takes some upkeep, though, I know - my man is the same, but it's very much appreciated.

Not that I don't repay the favour, of course. :D

Hi N. :rose:

Glad that you appreciate my endeavours.....

:)
 
An interesting assertion. I think a better analogy (ooh, er!) is an impeller. If it's all leaky at the sides, it's not going to work nearly as well ;) Which supports my girth over length theory too, I guess. :)

I've been told I'm like Goldilocks: not too big, not too small, but just right ;)
 
And he screams out in a long droning moan of "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Thanks Mrtenant, you just killed this thread....

Oh no!

I was going to remove the image when I quoted, actually - top of the new page and everything... :(

Shall I see if I have something nicer to share? :devil:
 
Oh no!

I was going to remove the image when I quoted, actually - top of the new page and everything... :(

Shall I see if I have something nicer to share? :devil:

Please set us back to right....Something nice and female and clean shaven. :) :rose:
 
Not sure about him, but my thoughts are that it's no fun for one unless it's fun for both. I can't seem to be that selfish...But there has been this one time...

I completely agree, the giving and the receiving add up to make it the extraordinarily special thing it is. I do like an occasional session of being indulged, or indulging another, though, that can be lovely.

Now spill, what happened that one time, then? :devil:
 
I completely agree, the giving and the receiving add up to make it the extraordinarily special thing it is. I do like an occasional session of being indulged, or indulging another, though, that can be lovely.

Now spill, what happened that one time, then? :devil:

Um...It was an early meeting in her car. She drove a sports car..Mazda RX-8.
We ended up in the tiny tiny back seat in the mall parking lot near some trees.
She climbed on top of me and we were doing very well when she got a cramp in her right ass cheek. She was trying to move her foot and it was just so sensitive and I could control the pace she had set. I went off inside her. She got off of me and poured everything all over my lap and the car seat. I got dressed and got out and apologized. She laughed and told me not to worry, that it felt great and that I had better clean my trousers before I go to work.

Ended up spilling coffee on myself so nobody would know I had cum all over me.
 
Lmao, does it taste like seaweed?

Oh no, there's no way I'm going into that jungle to find out, not even with a machete... I might get lost and never be seen again :eek:

Does make me think though. About a secluded corner of the beach, a blanket, a naked man fresh from his swim in the sea, the sea-water on his skin dried by the sun to a very fine dusting of salt.

And about how that might taste... :devil:
 
Oh no, there's no way I'm going into that jungle to find out, not even with a machete... I might get lost and never be seen again :eek:

Does make me think though. About a secluded corner of the beach, a blanket, a naked man fresh from his swim in the sea, the sea-water on his skin dried by the sun to a very fine dusting of salt.

And about how that might taste... :devil:

Salty......?
 
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