Anyone seen the north atlantic right whale?

[Lancecastor]

They're missing. All gone.

:-(

 

[Lancecastor]

There's an app in case you see one:

http://www.citynews.ca/2016/05/17/r...hers-solve-the-mystery-of-the-missing-whales/

 

[Radiohead]

Your right, or my right?

 

[KarenB59]

They're missing. All gone.

:-(

I would love to see any whale. None around here though

 

[ishtat]

Essential Knowledge.

The Right Whale has the largest testicles of any animal . Each weighs half a ton.

 

[kismet999]

Missing?

maybe they took a wrong turn

 

[chillywilly2]

maybe they took a wrong turn

Then they would be Lost, not Missing

 

[Lancecastor]

The Right Whale has the largest testicles of any animal . Each weighs half a ton.

the Right Whale Bukkake thread is nasty.

 

[pensivepoet]

They didn't like being associated with Trump.
They moved to the Pacific and changed their name to the Progressive Whale.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I saw one Right whale right here at our local Wal-Mart.
She's a white Right whale wearing camo bib overhauls and Army boots.
I know I'm right because sometimes we see them swimming in the Gulf not far from the right side of our house. Their big bare white boobies are easy to spot floating among the sea grass and tadpools.

 

[thør]

They didn't like being associated with Trump.
They moved to the Pacific and changed their name to the Progressive Whale.

And then, got too close to Toksook Bay.

 

[pensivepoet]

And then, got too close to Toksook Bay.

The Progressive whale is too smart to go near hungry Inuits.
The ones that didn't escape the Atlantic beached themselves in protest at Atlantic City, but there was no one there to see it.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Rumor has it they swam upstream to a remote lake behind a cabin owned by a Liberace look-alike.

 

[phrodeau]

Some dentist harpooned the last one.

 

[thør]

The Progressive whale is too smart to go near hungry Inuits.
The ones that didn't escape the Atlantic beached themselves in protest at Atlantic City, but there was no one there to see it.

Yupiks get pissy when you call them Inuit.

 

[pensivepoet]

Rumor has it they swam upstream to a remote lake behind a cabin owned by a Liberace look-alike.

And he catches them from a canoe using 6# test line!

 

[pensivepoet]

Yupiks get pissy when you call them Inuit.

I don't say it to their face.
I know how to bigot

 

[pensivepoet]

Some dentist harpooned the last one.

Cecil Dick?

 

[phrodeau]

Cecil Dick?

Don't call me Ishmael.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

And he catches them from a canoe using 6# test line!

Denny-------------- The amazing part was it's only a half a canoe and he was using his trusty Zebco 202.

 

[pensivepoet]

Denny-------------- The amazing part was it's only a half a canoe and he was using his trusty Zebco 202.

...And a magic daredevil Bill Dance gave him when they were fishing for gators.

 

[Saint Peter]

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

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Denny---------- Are you sure the Right Whales are living here?
Or is this Lance's secret basement hide-away?

 

[Lancecastor]

Rumor has it they swam upstream to a remote lake behind a cabin owned by a Liberace look-alike.

Have you met my brother George?


Actually, at home I use gourmet salt made from Genuine Whale.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Dyei8SDfL._SY355_.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

That is the only brand of gourmet salt my iphone will use.