Neci has ambiguous genitalia in its picture (and 36k posts).

[SilvaTungDevil]

Someone tell me if I should be turned on.

 

[Noor]

Someone tell me if I should be turned on.

Sure, why not?

 

[neci]

no. you really shouldn't.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

no. you really shouldn't.

Challenge accepted! I've got my lube and twinkies ready!


BTW...if you're gonna' eat something while masturbating, twinkies is a far better answer than deviled eggs.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Odd coming from a devil.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

BTW...if you're gonna' eat something while masturbating, twinkies is a far better answer than deviled eggs.

Odd coming from a devil.

Yeah. You'd think deviled eggs would be right up his alley, yey?

That's like having dinner with Poseidon and eating tofu steaks instead of fish!

 

[neci]

i prefer to have my eggs eaten.

 

[neci]

there's nothing wrong, making love to a twinkie.

 

[neci]

it's not like you're stuffing the whole box up your ass.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Dude (and I mean "Dude" in the most gender neutral way possible), deviled eggs have mayonnaise. Mayonnaise and masturbation do not mix!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yeah. You'd think deviled eggs would be right up his alley, yey?

That's like having dinner with Poseidon and eating tofu steaks instead of fish!

Yep, somehow I think he knew exactly what he was saying.

 

[neci]

you've never wanked after eating a mayo ridden BLT? or licked your fingers and tugged the johnson?

 

[neci]

that's a whole fucking lot of posts. at some point they kill you out. it's my goal in life. to live to be old and happy. wrinkles and a toothy smile. that would be divine.

 

[Garnate]

You can't handle the Neci. Best to just leave her to me.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

You can't handle the Neci. Best to just leave her to me.

HER?

I'm much more comfortable with it being an it. Ambiguity is hot! HAWT!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd give neci the post 36,000 times.

 

[Garnate]

HER?

I'm much more comfortable with it being an it. Ambiguity is hot! HAWT!

Sorry to ruin the mystery. I'll just grab Neci and be on my way.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Also, handle? Bahahah....never met something I can't handle. Or at least willing to try!

 

[Saint Peter]

She would hurt you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

She would hurt you.

Her boobs would hurt you.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lartq3cQnT1qb8xtno1_500.gif

And pass them deviled eggs my way if you ain't eatin' 'em!

 

[Pookie]

She would hurt you.

STD is gonna be stalking her now.

 

[phrodeau]

Neci's AV? Legs in a bath. Where's the genitals? I've been baited.

Oh, and deviled eggs? Potent gas producers. Twinkies less so.

 

[Aphro]

Genitalia? I thought those were her legs!

 

[doctor_insanus]

there's nothing wrong, making love to a twinkie.

I've always preferred Ho-Hos.

You don't make love to those filthy whores.

 

[pink]

I'd give neci the post 36,000 times.

She couldn't walk then.