Profiles. And the shit people write in them.

[suckonsimon]

For me it's those conditions about pm-ing. All the reasons why a guy mustn't.

OK, for many of the women, they put that up because of the pathetic pms they've been getting - and there abides the real lit shit I suspect. Even I the grandad get those pms occasionally!

Worst 'condition' as stated or implied on some men's profiles: "If you are a man, don't talk to me. Because I am not gay. I hate all other men. I am here to play with women." You seen those ones? Yuck.

 

[Garnate]

This thread would've seen a lot more butthurt if it had been posted in the playground.

 

[pink]

I don't think about sex.


I know there is something wrong with me. OH well.

 

[neci]

i rarely read profiles anymore. sometimes i end up there. i am a cat. if a click is curiosity, i am there.

 

[neci]

I don't think about sex.


I know there is something wrong with me. OH well.

i think it is normal to have sexual and nonsexual phases in life. a waxing and waning of the moon.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread would've seen a lot more butthurt if it had been posted in the playground.

They're probably crying about it anyway. Oh man, you should've seen the fat shaming thread that went on there not too long ago. You'd have thought it was a pro klan thread. Fuck they got their knickers in knots.

 

[Mrtenant]

Its all about the profile. You are nothing without it.

 

[Garnate]

They're probably crying about it anyway. Oh man, you should've seen the fat shaming thread that went on there not too long ago. You'd have thought it was a pro klan thread. Fuck they got their knickers in knots.

What the hell happened? I need a link.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What the hell happened? I need a link.

I could find it, but it's hardly worth reading. I only like to waste your time with ridiculous stuff worthy of mockery. Like, the PG people just have no fun with things like that. Apparently the fat people were typing angry things with their fat fingers on their oversized keyboards. And then there were the fatty defenders who came to their rescue with cheese whiz and Twinkies.

ETA- I forgot, I can't find the link. The shit got pulled because some people cried big fat hippo tears and got it pulled. It's probably in the secret mod drawer.

 

[Garnate]

I could find it, but it's hardly worth reading. I only like to waste your time with ridiculous stuff worthy of mockery. Like, the PG people just have no fun with things like that. Apparently the fat people were typing angry things with their fat fingers on their oversized keyboards. And then there were the fatty defenders who came to their rescue with cheese whiz and Twinkies.

ETA- I forgot, I can't find the link. The shit got pulled because some people cried big fat hippo tears and got it pulled. It's probably in the secret mod drawer.

Do you really think that about all fat people?? That we love Twinkies? NOT ALL OF US, SIR! NOT ALL OF US.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you really think that about all fat people?? That we love Twinkies? NOT ALL OF US, SIR! NOT ALL OF US.

As a fat person myself, I'll eat whatever the fuck has cream and sugar in it. I'm pretty sure Twinkies have some kind of cream like substance.

 

[Garnate]

As a fat person myself, I'll eat whatever the fuck has cream and sugar in it. I'm pretty sure Twinkies have some kind of cream like substance.

I'd try a fried Twinkie. For science and shit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd try a fried Twinkie. For science and shit.

I've eaten them (from the south). They're amazing. But you could fry up the phone book and give me ranch and I'd eat it like a boss.

 

[Garnate]

I've eaten them (from the south). They're amazing. But you could fry up the phone book and give me ranch and I'd eat it like a boss.

This is why we get along so well.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fat fucks unite! Take to the streets!



But only over the internet because actual marching makes our thighs chafe.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is why we get along so well.

*raises my glass of ranch*

Cheers.

Fat fucks unite! Take to the streets!



But only over the internet because actual marching makes our thighs chafe.

That's why you Vaseline your legs before going out. It easily comes off with the washing stick when you go to take your bath.

 

[Emerson40]

As a fat person myself, I'll eat whatever the fuck has cream and sugar in it. I'm pretty sure Twinkies have some kind of cream like substance.

*raises my glass of ranch*

Cheers.

Oh my.

Paunchy and raunchy!



Be-Have!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh my.

Paunchy and raunchy!



Be-Have!

and ranchy.

 

[AfterDusk]

.....

 

[DogTrainer]

Hell yes. I laughed so hard.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63345526.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This thread would've seen a lot more butthurt if it had been posted in the playground.

You get more beautiful after every hiatus you take, Cyclops.

 

[lovetoread]

I'd try a fried Twinkie. For science and shit.

They taste almost as good as the fried oreos.

 

[yossi]

I don't like Twinkies, but fried oreos are one of the most amazing things I've ever put in my mouth.

It's been a few years since I've had one.... Too long.

 

[pink]

i think it is normal to have sexual and nonsexual phases in life. a waxing and waning of the moon.

Reading that made me feel better. I think about so many things other than sex. I am struggling, life isn't coming easy to me right now.


Perhaps down the road, I'll meet someone and my sexual side will start coming out. Right now, it's gone.


Oh yeah, and Twinkies are gross.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

I like Twinkies and I'm not fat.
Fat people get ugly when we call them fat so call those fat people obese and they won't feel so fat wen they supersize and order a diet cola.

I always got called skinny Denny but I didn't run home crying to mommy.
Wait, yes I did and she'd give me a Twinkie.

Read my profile and get to know the real me hiding behind this monitor.

But hurry. I may change it soon so I don't appear so fat and creepy.