Profiles. And the shit people write in them.

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

Oh yeah, and Twinkies are gross.

Denny----- And that's why your sex life is so bad.
Eat Twinkies and men will come beating on your door.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I like Twinkies and I'm not fat.
Fat people get ugly when we call them fat so call those fat people obese and they won't feel so fat wen they supersize and order a diet cola.

I always got called skinny Denny but I didn't run home crying to mommy.
Wait, yes I did and she'd give me a Twinkie.

Read my profile and get to know the real me hiding behind this monitor.

But hurry. I may change it soon so I don't appear so fat and creepy.

"Interests:
Taking tit photos of my wife, sex, camping, sex, old cars, sex, motorcycles, sex"

Yes! Perfect profile!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't like Twinkies, but fried oreos are one of the most amazing things I've ever put in my mouth.

It's been a few years since I've had one.... Too long.

Fried Snickers are good as well.

 

[yossi]

I will add them to my list.

 

[pink]

Denny----- And that's why your sex life is so bad.
Eat Twinkies and men will come beating on your door.

I'll stay celibate, thanks.