numeniusa's boudoir

[hotoldrguy]

Relaxing in the bath...

http://i.imgur.com/xH5LsR0.jpg

(Not my own bath, much as I would like it to be )

Numi you look exquisite I would love to join you in the bubbles

 

[numeniusa]

Looking more than a little bit relaxed there, methinks.

Oh hell yes!

Actually I can't remember now whether it was, ahem, 'before' or 'after'...

 

[numeniusa]

I would so much love a bath like that....

Me too! It was gorgeous!

Took bloody forever to fill, but well worth the wait. The 'products' were rather lovely, too, hence all the bubbles

 

[numeniusa]

Glad you had an entertaining morning!

Hey, I was wondering about something if you don't mind. Maybe I was inspired by Jen's thread but what does your username mean? I know who Numenius was. (I'm Greek) Is it a reference to that? I won't be offended if you don't want to say. I'm just curious.

Hi. That's a good thread, actually, I like it. I did think a few days ago I might post in it to explain. And now I have.

 

[numeniusa]

Numi you look exquisite I would love to join you in the bubbles

Hello!

Jump right in, there's plenty of room

(I know this for sure because we tested it... )

 

[CFMB_fan]

Me too! It was gorgeous!

Took bloody forever to fill, but well worth the wait. The 'products' were rather lovely, too, hence all the bubbles

Oh, and I also forgot to say, if I may

What great legs you have

 

[numeniusa]

Oh, and I also forgot to say, if I may

What great legs you have

Oh, thank you, you're very kind!

All that cycling, maybe?

 

[CFMB_fan]

Oh, thank you, you're very kind!

All that cycling, maybe?

Hummmm mountain biking or road?

I'm a roadie myself and done several long rides including

Portsmouth to Paris (~300 miles)
JoE to LE (~900 miles)
London to Paris via the Western Front (~375 miles)

But I am no skinny type. Had a misaligned knee cap last year so I did very little exercise. And now I have a Achilles tendon issue so had four weeks off running already and now been told to break all exercise other than swimming for two weeks...

 

[numeniusa]

Hummmm mountain biking or road?

I'm a roadie myself and done several long rides including

Portsmouth to Paris (~300 miles)
JoE to LE (~900 miles)
London to Paris via the Western Front (~375 miles)

But I am no skinny type. Had a misaligned knee cap last year so I did very little exercise. And now I have a Achilles tendon issue so had four weeks off running already and now been told to break all exercise other than swimming for two weeks...

Purely road for me, too. The idea of mountain biking terrifies me!

Your long trips sound brilliant. I've done LEJoG (very slowly!), that was so much fun, a great way to see the country. I remember seeing a map of Scotland just after we'd crossed the border, and being astonished at just how much country there was left to ride up!

I'd like to cycle more in France too, and Italy.

Sorry to hear about your Achilles, that can be really painful. I did mine in years and years ago walking the Coast to Coast route, had to give up after just over a hundred miles and spent three weeks in plaster (partial rupture, I was told), and then a couple of months in high heels while the tendon was lengthening after its long contraction in plaster in the 'toe-down' position, ugh.

Did you rupture? Strain? Nasty, whichever. I hope it heals quickly

 

[CFMB_fan]

Purely road for me, too. The idea of mountain biking terrifies me!

Your long trips sound brilliant. I've done LEJoG (very slowly!), that was so much fun, a great way to see the country. I remember seeing a map of Scotland just after we'd crossed the border, and being astonished at just how much country there was left to ride up!

I'd like to cycle more in France too, and Italy.

Sorry to hear about your Achilles, that can be really painful. I did mine in years and years ago walking the Coast to Coast route, had to give up after just over a hundred miles and spent three weeks in plaster (partial rupture, I was told), and then a couple of months in high heels while the tendon was lengthening after its long contraction in plaster in the 'toe-down' position, ugh.

Did you rupture? Strain? Nasty, whichever. I hope it heals quickly

Ouch..

I had a near rupture back in 1992 or so and whilst I wasn't in plaster, the consultant touched me to feel the damage and apparently my scream of agony was pretty loud. He gave me extra strong Iborufen and told me to come back in a few hours - or stay there in A&E - got a cab home!!

My recent injury is minor but the sports physio I saw today (private) reckons it is a fresh niggle on top of a previous injury...

 

[UrbanBohemian]

Hi. That's a good thread, actually, I like it. I did think a few days ago I might post in it to explain. And now I have.

Oh, I see. Cool. Thanks. I don't know a ton about birds but I do know what a curlew is.

Anyway, take care.

 

[numeniusa]

Ouch..

I had a near rupture back in 1992 or so and whilst I wasn't in plaster, the consultant touched me to feel the damage and apparently my scream of agony was pretty loud. He gave me extra strong Iborufen and told me to come back in a few hours - or stay there in A&E - got a cab home!!

My recent injury is minor but the sports physio I saw today (private) reckons it is a fresh niggle on top of a previous injury...

Did they do that thing where you put your knee on the chair and manually squeeze the calf muscle to see if your foot moves? Completely equipment free test. And how on earth did you misplace a kneecap? That sounds awful...

Swimming is impact-free, I suppose, but it must be frustrating if you're told not to exercise, particularly when it's so lovely out there just now.

Forgot to mention earlier, wore the kinky boots out to dinner and a concert last weekend. Didn't get any offers, though

 

[CFMB_fan]

Did they do that thing where you put your knee on the chair and manually squeeze the calf muscle to see if your foot moves? Completely equipment free test. And how on earth did you misplace a kneecap? That sounds awful...

Swimming is impact-free, I suppose, but it must be frustrating if you're told not to exercise, particularly when it's so lovely out there just now.

Forgot to mention earlier, wore the kinky boots out to dinner and a concert last weekend. Didn't get any offers, though

Evening..

I probably should have said mis-aligned rather than misplaced!! I thought one thing my fingers typed something else..

Ohh FMBs....

Hope it was a good concert

I bet you look darn sexy in your lycra attire, kind of a fantasy of mine to be honest...

 

[numeniusa]

I love this pic! You look so relaxed. Makes me want to slide in next to you.

Thank you!

It was so relaxing, a gorgeous hotel all round, our room was spectacular, but that bath.... *swoon*.

You couldn't slide in next to me, it wasn't very wide. At the other end, certainly...

Or... behind?

 

[numeniusa]

Evening..

I probably should have said mis-aligned rather than misplaced!! I thought one thing my fingers typed something else..

Ohh FMBs....

Hope it was a good concert

I bet you look darn sexy in your lycra attire, kind of a fantasy of mine to be honest...

Yep, the dinner and the concert were both wonderful, thanks, the company of close friends and one of my absolute favourite pianists playing one of my favourite works. Just fantastic. He's reaching the end of his career now, I do wonder how long he'll carry on.

Lycra, eh? Not sure how it might turn out, but maybe I'll give a bit of Lycra posing a try next time we're out on a sunny ride

 

[numeniusa]

OK, you sold me.

Behind you, it is then!

Well, you didn't take much persuading!

Difficult decision, actually, how to place two people in a bath big enough for two, I'd say.

If you face each other, you can see each other, you both have access to ... interesting bits, there's the possibility of some sneaky underwater wandering hands....

The man behind the woman, though, she can feel his ... growing interest, shall we say, he can soap and massage her back, see where things go from there...

Want to reconsider?

 

[boo56]

I have just discovered and now feel certain that I will read the entire Numi Sutra.

 

[pkinginva32]

On different types of fucking

I started thinking about this after reading
this lovely perceptive and tender post of Simon's about his woman's emotionally exhausted return after a period apart. "Husband and wife sex for real", he says, and it inspired me to think further about the variety of sex there can be in a long-term monogamous relationship.

First, a couple which don't appeal:

Maintenance - When one person fucks simply to satisfy the other's desire, even though they don't really want to. Much better to defer, I think, and both enjoy it.

To 'get' something - What?! Isn't there a rather specific name for that sort of thing? I have absolutely no issue with uncoerced sex work in any way. But in a relationship? Noooo...

These I like though:

Sleepy - aka 'morning wood'. Waking to his hand gently caressing me, feeling his hardness at my back. Or, alternatively, snaking my arm over his hip and holding him in my hand, feeling him grow or feeling him already very much awake. And then the languid pleasure of relaxed, sleepy fucking. Sometimes it feels like a dream. And then it's a secret you carry around all day.

Inspired - by porn, by reading, by browsing, by Lit... By something you've seen that you want to try. By someone else's experience. By a picture, a comment, a description. Or just by something you saw, heard, read that turned you on.

Recovery - When you've been through some difficult thing together, a family thing, a financial thing, or a work thing maybe, and want the life-affirming boost of physical closeness and release. I love the way a good fuck in these circumstances can re-focus, help put whatever it was firmly in its place.

Comfort - Similar to the above, but when the difficulty has been for one of you only. To be able to bring comfort with your body to someone you love is a beautiful thing, or to be similarly comforted by the body of your lover.

Reclaiming - After a trip away together, whether for work or play, I love the first fuck back home. It reclaims normal life, resets, restores normality (in a good way). If I've been separated from my man I like to be reclaimed too... This one also applies following the departure of house guests - at last, let the unfettered naked debauchery resume...

'Been a while' - When circumstances conspire for more days than you'd like, work, illness, too much real life, whatever. This can go one of two ways - utterly vanilla, but hugely satisfying for it, or a naughtier, lustier catch-up...

Quickie - sudden lusty urge, not really about bonding or long mutual satisfaction, just quick, hopefully dirty, rapid, possibly frantic coupling.

Planned - it can be the timing which is planned, or the location, or the specific activities themselves. But it gives a lovely sense of anticipation.

Hotel - Opening the door, seeing the room. Maybe some interesting furniture, a desk, a chair... The knowledge that the person in the next room can hear you and not caring, actually enjoying that. Maybe walking a little too close to the window on purpose in insufficiently respectable clothing. Haven't quite ever fucked in full view in the window of a hotel room, but it's tempting, very tempting...

'Clean sheets!' - Closely connected to the 'hotel' fuck. Lovely crisp, fragrant sheets on your own familiar bed. Be a shame not to rumple them...

But maybe the one I like the best is this one:

Regular - Just feeling like enjoying the giving and receiving of pleasure, the bonding and the closeness, the desire and its fulfillment. And the glorious release of an orgasm. Or several. A simple celebration of being together and enjoying one another's bodies, the learning of which began way back, and the exploration of which continues to delight.

Did I miss anything?

Love it. Should be hung on my bedroom wall.

 

[numeniusa]

Nope.

From behind, I have easy access to wash your front, and you can relax on me or slide up into my lap for even more fun.

Hmm, I do like a man who stands firm...

 

[numeniusa]

I have just discovered and now feel certain that I will read the entire Numi Sutra.

Nice to hear!

It's far from finished, though. I have lots more to say

 

[numeniusa]

Love it. Should be hung on my bedroom wall.

So you can tick them off?

Hello, and welcome *extends hand in a ladylike fashion*

And thank you for your compliment on my red dress Don't think I'd wear it on the back of your bike, though...

 

[pkinginva32]

So you can tick them off?

Hello, and welcome *extends hand in a ladylike fashion*

And thank you for your compliment on my red dress Don't think I'd wear it on the back of your bike, though...

You could wear anything you want on my bike, it is big enough for you to enjoy the entire back seat....I suggest a short skirt myself. I can ride and reach back with either hand.

 

[DarkSimian]

The Numi Sutra

that has a nice ring to it

 

[TongueLust]

Hello beautiful.

 

[numeniusa]

You could wear anything you want on my bike, it is big enough for you to enjoy the entire back seat....I suggest a short skirt myself. I can ride and reach back with either hand.

Oh, I don't wear a short skirt on a first ride.... *giggles*

I'm a bit concerned about the reaching back, though. We might both come off.

Fall off, I mean, fall off. Yes, that's definitely what I mean...