The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[snugglestruggle]

My frail, beautiful 91 year old patient told me that she will see me in her dreams because she dreams of angels.

I was speechless and teary eyed.

And, yes, I know that I'm no angel.

But still.

Morphine, it does a body good.

 

[Lyricalli]

Two days in a row you have spent time looking for pics I posted of myself and reposted them. Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, loser? Enjoy your last days, schmuck.

Spent time looking? I just assumed he had it saved to his private collection.

 

[Lyricalli]

I've done this ...


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This had me laughing out loud. Thanks

 

[Lyricalli]

Dirty girl. . .

And yet still some of these people call me sweet .

You are delightfully both.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ElizabethWest]

My frail, beautiful 91 year old patient told me that she will see me in her dreams because she dreams of angels.

I was speechless and teary eyed.

And, yes, I know that I'm no angel.

But still.

Don't patients like that just make your day? I have a little dementia patient who stops by my office periodically and calls me "pretty girl".

 

[ryan8558]

The patients are never wrong.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I wanna use the Rock Clock motivation app for a few things, but a little apprehensive of what might happen if/when I slack off.

 

[Jennifer]

Morphine, it does a body good.

Precisely! You should go for an overdose.

 

[Lorilei]

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[thør]

Putin says, "Go east, young man!"

 

[Wings]

Who is the unluckiest dirtbag on Lit?

 

[lovetoread]

I wanna use the Rock Clock motivation app for a few things, but a little apprehensive of what might happen if/when I slack off.

Use battle cats as the wake up buzzer.

The Rock, he gets me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who is the unluckiest dirtbag on Lit?

Everybody else.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do not want the wires hanging down. It does not matter how easy it is to install. What really matters is that it does not look like shit.

 

[Wings]

Everybody else.

This is true.

 

[Wings]

Sometimes I do some incredibly stupid things. Other times I'm asleep.

 

[lovetoread]

My brain is tired.

 

[Jennifer]

Don't patients like that just make your day? I have a little dementia patient who stops by my office periodically and calls me "pretty girl".

Yes, they do! Most of my patients at the surgery center are relatively young and healthy. And they are often not very nice.

Ive been doing this loooooong enough to be able to appreciate the kind ones while letting the others roll off of my back.

She was special and she made me feel special.

Also, she's a nurse.

 

[Emerson40]

A brief video depiction of the progression of firearm / Trump / abortion threads, GB style.


CLICK HERE to see what happens after the initial post.


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[ElizabethWest]

Yes, they do! Most of my patients at the surgery center are relatively young and healthy. And they are often not very nice.

Ive been doing this loooooong enough to be able to appreciate the kind ones while letting the others roll off of my back.

She was special and she made me feel special.

Also, she's a nurse.

Awww... Although some of my more difficult patients have been nurses.

Loooooong? I'm on my 22nd year. I must like it.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sometimes I do some incredibly stupid things. Other times I'm asleep.

Thanks for calling me an incredible stupid thing!

 

[butters]

apollo 11 film - where they work up to the take off, and then the landing/moonwalks - recaptures in me that sense of being woken up early when i was 10 to watch it on tv

amazing

 

[Wings]

Thanks for calling me an incredible stupid thing!

I've got a sucker, will that help?!?