Flashing the maid

[beatingoff]

There are videos of guys who flash the maid at hotels. I have been wondering about the maids side of the occurrence. Do they get pissed off? Do they sometimes walk in on something that turns them on, and have to go take care of the desire? Do they talk about what they have seen among their co workers? Any comments?

 

[BettyPoop]

That could be a good starting point for a story or role play: the

maid's point of view. I don't travel as much as I used to, but I generally feel sorry for the housekeeping staff. So, I don't purposely use them to the extent that I'd make them uncomfortable. I should back up here. I am a total exhibitionist so I guess I have made some people uncomfortable. I don't have a problem being naked around people. I have been naked or partially naked around housekeeping, room service, etc., sometimes really by accident, but I have also asked them if they want to come in and do what they have to do while I'm getting dressed or I'm half dressed on the phone, or taking a bath or shower. I'll admit it does turn me on. I think some of them found me interesting to say the least. I don't act creepy. I'm very friendly.

 

[BettyPoop]

maid's point of view. I don't travel as much as I used to, but I generally feel sorry for the housekeeping staff. So, I don't purposely use them to the extent that I'd make them uncomfortable. I should back up here. I am a total exhibitionist so I guess I have made some people uncomfortable. I don't have a problem being naked around people. I have been naked or partially naked around housekeeping, room service, etc., sometimes really by accident, but I have also asked them if they want to come in and do what they have to do while I'm getting dressed or I'm half dressed on the phone, or taking a bath or shower. I'll admit it does turn me on. I think some of them found me interesting to say the least. I don't act creepy. I'm very friendly.

I recently started a role play with a great guy on here, A. I may play it from the maid's point also.

 

[beatingoff]

Clean up

Another thing I would also think they would know what the room was used for, when cleaning up the next morning

 

[Luv2SukMOff]

My limited experience.

Another thing I would also think they would know what the room was used for, when cleaning up the next morning

When I was a road salesman (up until 2011), I was in various Hampton Inns every week, for two or three night stays. Depending on what part of my territory I was in, I always stayed at one of the same four Hamptons, so the staff came to know me fairly well. And I ALWAYS left modest, but nice, tips for the housekeeping staff!

Although I never flashed the housekeepers, I did do a number of things, some very open, others not quite so obvious, that would have unmistakably kinky sexual meaning to anyone who came in the room. For instance...

I would be in the Syracuse, NY area once a month, and found that city to have the largest number of legitimate responses to the ads I posted on Craig's List for casual sex encounters with men. Of course, I could have smuggled guys in to my room through the very convenient side door that unlocked to my room key, but I certainly didn't want to run afoul of the management by doing that too much! Hell, the all female desk team there had always been great to me and even knew me by name, so I didn't want to ruin that relationship. So I decided to go proactive! (Which also turned me on immensely!) I began with the evening desk manager, a heavy, but pretty girl in her late thirties, named Megan. I put a twenty dollar bill in one of those little gift envelopes with the cellophane window in the front and wrote her name on it. Then, waiting for a slow time, I went to the desk and, nonchalantly sliding the gift envelope across the counter to her, I told her, with a wink, that a new facet of my job would entail having some men visiting with me in my room most evenings and that I just wanted to make sure that was okay, further assuring her that we'd be sure not to disturb anyone else. She looked at my gift and with a knowing look, informed me that she saw no problem with that, as long as I brought my guests in through the side door and that they didn't stay overnight. We also agreed that I should clear this with the night desk manager as well, a slightly older lady named Louise. I was not able to connect with Louise that night but, when I did chat with her the following evening, she was all smiles and deftly accepted an identical gift envelope, informing me that Megan had filled her in on my new "work requirement" and that she saw no problem, as long as my guests came and left quietly! From that time on, I would have two, three or more sex partners visiting me each night I was there and, other than some knowing looks, the managers never said a word about my visitors. And, having a nice, secure place to meet for our homosexual sex play just made my CL connections that much easier!

Now, for the housekeeping staff, I always made sure that I left some sexual item openly visible ever requiring that they move the items in the course or their regular cleaning! Some of my favorites were...

* Leaving the women's panties I always wore when on the road, hanging over the shower curtain rod after I rinsed them out, or on the floor near the bed, where they have to be picked up before the maid could vacuum the carpet.

* Leaving condom wrappers and my tube of K-Y on the nightstand or coffee table.

* Leaving the hardcore gay porno magazines I always carried when traveling on the coffee table, sometimes even leaving one open to a particularly erotic photo! Another way to draw attention to my magazines was to leave one on the floor, looking like it had slipped off the table without my noticing! Again, this would have to be picked up before cleaning could be done.

* Doodling on the ubiquitous note pad about my love of cocks and cocksucking and drawing bold sketches of spurting cocks and leaving it on the desk! Or, better yet, leaving it face down on the floor, do when the maid picked it up to put back on the desk, she would be sure to see my cock drawings and bold declarations of my love of man-meat!

It was always such a turn-on to come back to my room at the end of my workday to find these trinkets put back in their proper places!

So...there's how I did it!

 

[HoldYouDown]

They've seen it all, bro. Chances are they won't be turned on by your nudity. They'll be annoyed at the very least because they have a job to do. A lot of hotel maids are immigrants with few other job skills, and they don't want to risk getting into "trouble" on the job even if it's not their fault. They also have to have their guards up against potential assaults. Put yourself in their shoes. You also risk being flagged or escorted out of the hotel if they do report something. It's why they give you those little "do not disturb" signs to hang on your door. Yes, maids probably talk about what they've seen with each other, but that doesn't mean it's a good thing for you.

My advice...if you plan an extended stay in a hotel, chat up your maid, get to know her, tip her well. You'll be a lot more attractive to her than if your dick is hanging out on day one.

 

[twister947]

Well said. Most women don't find our dicks half as fascinating as we do. Unlike men, they are not in the mood for sex or sexual stimulation 24 hours a day. Guys need to keep their fantasies to themselves when they are out in public. In this case that includes hotel rooms.

I agree........

 

[CindyCD478]

I agree........

Well, I guess my wife isn't most women! She is always ready for a good fucking!

 

[LauraWilling]

Well said. Most women don't find our dicks half as fascinating as we do. Unlike men, they are not in the mood for sex or sexual stimulation 24 hours a day. Guys need to keep their fantasies to themselves when they are out in public. In this case that includes hotel rooms.

I also agree and want to add, this sounds like a good fast way to get yourself in a whole lot of trouble. Especially in today's litigious, "politically correct" world."

I've seen more than my share of y'alls manhood so it takes a lot to impress me and anymore I prefer to chose the ones I see. Thanks, but no thanks.

 

[subgreen]

I always feel sorry for maids. Most of them are struggling financially and they have to clean up some pretty disgusting messes. I try to leave my room in good order.
I'd rather flirt with the front desk girl or one of the guests in the hot tub.

 

[LovelyGirl42]

I work with customers and the guys who always get my attention are the sweet ones. My job is getting you to buy things and if flirting with you helps me up sell then I'll do it. That being said some guys can be real dicks and cross from flirt to perv. Flirting can be fun but no one likes a perv.
Oh and Leaving condom wrappers for someone to clean up is not sexy and would piss me the hell off.

 

[HoldYouDown]

Not to flame the OP. It's a legitimate fantasy. The reality is just not the same of course.

 

[Calliesdad2010]

flashing someone who isn't interested.....and is just doing their job


isn't a turn on to me at all

 

[PantyGentleman]

Might get lucky and find a Jennifer Lopez in Maid In Manhattan