As The Hospital Pervs-- It's Overtime Time

I do my ACLS on 5/21. 8 hours on s Saturday. Ugh

Saturday 7-8 hours of your Saturday :mad: The good news it's only every two years.

I wish they would shorten the whole experience. Half the day was spent reviewing BLS followed by megacode practice. So much practice that when the instructor said it was megacode test time I thought he was fucking joking.

I really don’t understand why we can’t combine the BLS and ACLS renewals together. And why do they call it a megacode? It’s a ridiculous name.

They introduced a few new acronyms and made a few changes but I don’t want to ruin your excitement! ;)
 
*reads stories in sleep's link*

National Teacher Appreciation Day 2016

Some teachers deserve a Russian enameled apple from the era of the Czars.

Covered with precious stones and diamonds.

Or, whatever jewelled fruit that they prefer. :heart:

Some teachers deserve to have rotten apples thrown at them.

:rose: Teachers do the work that I just couldn’t wouldn’t kind of work thing. Give them apples or gems or crowns or whatever they want and surely they deserve it as a majority. :rose:
 
Yes or no?

It's been my assertion for years that the only happy people in hospitals work in the morgue.
All research has been anecdotal, but it always is confirmed.
 
Yes or no?

It's been my assertion for years that the only happy people in hospitals work in the morgue.
All research has been anecdotal, but it always is confirmed.

as far as working in the Hospital I mostly like my job. I am generally a happy person but if the depression drops me down the dirty linen shoot I mostly just wash myself up at least while on the job.

who works in the morgue? I have not met anyone living in the morgue. The times I have been to the morgue to drop off there has never been a worker doing morgue work. I am now wondering about this... where are the happy morgue workers?
 
as far as working in the Hospital I mostly like my job. I am generally a happy person but if the depression drops me down the dirty linen shoot I mostly just wash myself up at least while on the job.

who works in the morgue? I have not met anyone living in the morgue. The times I have been to the morgue to drop off there has never been a worker doing morgue work. I am now wondering about this... where are the happy morgue workers?

I think he means pathologists.
 
OMG the instructor just said you need to get an 84 on the written test. If you fail you deserve to be spanked!!!!

Does he know me? What's going on?

I always thought nurses came in two flavors...leaders or followers, to be PC. Well, maybe three given ER nurses. On second thought, I suppose the ER category could overlap.
 
I always thought nurses came in two flavors...leaders or followers, to be PC. Well, maybe three given ER nurses. On second thought, I suppose the ER category could overlap.

The lead/follow seems to vary according to the situation. I probably taste like both flavors depending on the need. I can't be sure.

I don't know a thing about ER nursing but I know a few.
 
I always thought nurses came in two flavors...leaders or followers, to be PC. Well, maybe three given ER nurses. On second thought, I suppose the ER category could overlap.

Sigh. OR nurses are usually forgotten because of our amazing anesthetics.

No hard feelings. :)
 
The lead/follow seems to vary according to the situation. I probably taste like both flavors depending on the need. I can't be sure.

I don't know a thing about ER nursing but I know a few.

Deja vu on the first. My experience is they are wild on the second.

Sigh. OR nurses are usually forgotten because of our amazing anesthetics.

No hard feelings. :)

No doubt on the first. I love hard feelings on the second...drives ER nurses wild.
 
for love of the heart and all things cardiology.

And my name and contact is on a sticky note in his wallet that he looks at sometimes. He reminds me with photographs of this sticky note. I am just a sticky note in some graduated Resident's wallet.

He does not know that I am no good and I don’t have the heart to tell him so I send a silly poem and wait for my memory to pass.
 
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