The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Saint Peter]

Works for me.

 

[Wings]

Boas and orgasms.

Pretty much the best Monday night ever.

 

[Jennifer]

Boas and orgasms.

Pretty much the best Monday night ever.

I love your kink! And I love mouth orgasms. I'll bring the wine.

 

[lovetoread]

le sigh

 

[spacekowboy]

What if I wrapped a feather boa around my clit?

Intriguing...

But if it starts singing show tunes, I'm out.

 

[Wings]

I love your kink! And I love mouth orgasms. I'll bring the wine.

Perfect!

Intriguing...

But if it starts singing show tunes, I'm out.

Rock opera only, I promise.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is impossible to get all these feathers out of my mouth.

 

[Wings]

Shoulda plucked it first.

 

[Lancecastor]

What if I wrapped a feather boa around my clit?

Yes Karen...wrap it hard!

 

[Saint Peter]

It looked so happy and fluffy.

 

[Wings]

That's the way I used to describe myself in my dating days. Yes.

 

[Lancecastor]

That's the way I used to describe myself in my dating days. Yes.

Time you manned up; good on ya.

 

[Jennifer]

That's the way I used to describe myself in my dating days. Yes.

The feathery boa only added to the allure, I'm guessing.

 

[lovetoread]

I got The Rock's Alarm clock so he can wake me up with battle cats.

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://www.dhresource.com/albu_636944452_00-1.600x600/feather-boa-chandelle-feather-boa-200cm-chicken.jpg

 

[Wings]

The feathery boa only added to the allure, I'm guessing.

They expected happy and fluffy, they never expected the rain of feathers I left in my wake.

 

[spacekowboy]

Maybe I need to change my POF profile to read Fappy and Fluffy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Maybe I need to change my POF profile to read Fappy and Fluffy.

Hmmmmm......

*logs on to POF*

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me.

 

[deehere]

I want one. . I have never made cannoli. . Or sfogliatelle ( I don't like sfogliatelle too sweet inside as when they are mass produced, but I have still never tried to make them....silly. )

. Hi Elle! Mmm, cannoli. Reminds me of another pastry from childhood I don't see around any more. Are you familiar with Creme Horns? Cylindrical like a cannoli and filled with whipped cream or pastry creme. Uh oh.....I read these two sentences. Perhaps this is not the wisest forum to post that

 

[deehere]

much as i love watching masterchef, there was a disgusting thing tonight

raw red prawn tail (ok) but the heads had to be charred to heat the brains till liquid which were then poured over the raw tail

seriously?

ffs *gags*

That ain't nothing'. Wait till you are here and watch people suck the brains out of crawfish and shrimp (I think) and have them say it's delicious.

 

[thør]

I think this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me.

Indeed.

I'm lubed and I'll be gentle.

 

[neci]

i stole several orgasms this morning. it's been a while since i've done that. in-between jobs, i wanked myself silly. french gangbang porn.

 

[thør]

i stole several orgasms this morning. it's been a while since i've done that. in-between jobs, i wanked myself silly. french gangbang porn.

Mmmm

I had a couple French students in my Master's group at Berkeley.

Good times.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*reads about orgasmic pastry experiences*

Spring trip to Salem, MA for a Bismarck!