The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[butters]

much as i love watching masterchef, there was a disgusting thing tonight

raw red prawn tail (ok) but the heads had to be charred to heat the brains till liquid which were then poured over the raw tail

seriously?

ffs *gags*

 

[Lorilei]

Thank fuck I had those newspapers already down.

...

 

[thør]

I hate it when my filing goes soft.

I don't mind seeing it dry on her face.

 

[Wings]

And I spelled cannoli wrong. I'm a horrible Italian, in my defense I'm not Sicilian.

 

[doctor_insanus]

The only cooking show I've ever watched.

"Why would you become a cook?"

 

[spacekowboy]

And I spelled cannoli wrong. I'm a horrible Italian, in my defense I'm not Sicilian.

So what you're saying is that I CAN go up against you when death is on the line?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

Oh my word! I would not be as slow or gentle as Fata with those.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Come here so I can roll you in some chocolate chips and powdered sugar.

You always did have the bestest pickup lines...

 

[thør]

Just put the fucking turkey in the oven.

 

[Emerson40]

I've had some great shags in Leicester!

Again with the spotted dick.

 

[Sanjeet]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Chevze9WkAAOL3o.jpg:large

Mayhem in da UK.

I knew it was the UK from the teeth on the folks in the bar.



Sanjeet

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Chevze9WkAAOL3o.jpg:large

Mayhem in da UK.

Shouldn't that be anarchy?

 

[thør]

Shouldn't that be anarchy?

Footie issues.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They look like they've seen Wings' canollizaminellis.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Footie issues.

Sex Pistols.

 

[Wings]

So what you're saying is that I CAN go up against you when death is on the line?

What I'm saying is that you can try.

Oh my word! I would not be as slow or gentle as Fata with those.

I like it rough!

You always did have the bestest pickup lines...

Tell me about it.

 

[Emerson40]

Sex Pistols.

No mohawks or denim vests.

More like the mosh pit at a Kylie Minogue show.

 

[spacekowboy]

They look like they've seen Wings' canollizaminellis.

Liza Minelli?

Sorry, just lost my appetite.

 

[Emerson40]

http://logoonline.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dbdq8.gif

 

[Wings]

Liza Minelli?

Sorry, just lost my appetite.

What if I wrapped a feather boa around my clit?

 

[Saint Peter]

Works for me.

 

[Aquagal]

It's one sweet I will eat because I can make it to my level of sweetness which is not very.



Then you'd like the filling in cannoli. Making the shells can be time consuming and I usually tell people to buy them from their local higher end grocery, like Whole Foods or whatever store around carries them in their bakery and might sell the empty shells. However making them is just fun, I use Marsala wine in mine.

The filling is just ricotta or marscapone or like my own concoction, a mixture of the two. And you can add to that if you want, powdered sugar, vanilla, coffee liqueur, mini chocolate chips, pistachios. On and on.

Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

Wings, those are beautiful! The Kaluha, coffee, or cocoa ones sound delish. Is the dough soft or like a pastry? Nom nom nom.

 

[Wings]

Wings, those are beautiful! The Kaluha, coffee, or cocoa ones sound delish. Is the dough soft or like a pastry? Nom nom nom.

I fry them, so they're crunchy.

 

[trysail]

Not to overexcite Spaceboy, but I'd love to wiggle my tongue under those flaps. Ferret the cream out slowly.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=77064392&postcount=1885


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[Aquagal]

I fry them, so they're crunchy.

An orgasm in my mouth.