The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Fata Morgana]

It's one sweet I will eat because I can make it to my level of sweetness which is not very.



Then you'd like the filling in cannoli. Making the shells can be time consuming and I usually tell people to buy them from their local higher end grocery, like Whole Foods or whatever store around carries them in their bakery and might sell the empty shells. However making them is just fun, I use Marsala wine in mine.

The filling is just ricotta or marscapone or like my own concoction, a mixture of the two. And you can add to that if you want, powdered sugar, vanilla, coffee liqueur, mini chocolate chips, pistachios. On and on.

This is porn for me.

 

[Wings]

This is porn for me.

Come here so I can roll you in some chocolate chips and powdered sugar.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Top Cat & Benny on the Halifax ads. Fabulous!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm sweet enough already.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Come here so I can roll you in some chocolate chips and powdered sugar.

Good lord. I'd be like a shark in a feeding frenzy. My eyes would roll over white and my gums would be massively exposed.

You fucking cakey minx.

 

[JinSun]

I love a good hand rolled cigarette. Preferably with some Argentinan vanilla tobacco.

 

[butters]

This is porn for me.

never had sweet canelloni, only savoury

 

[Fata Morgana]

never had sweet canelloni, only savoury

Cannoli not cannelloni!

 

[spacekowboy]

Good lord. I'd be like a shark in a feeding frenzy. My eyes would roll over white and my gums would be massively exposed.

You fucking cakey minx.

Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Then you hear that terrible high pitched screaming...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Then you hear that terrible high pitched screaming...

That'll be you when I bite your cock off mistaking it for canolinelli.

 

[butters]

Cannoli not cannelloni!

oops!

 

[spacekowboy]

That'll be you when I bite your cock off mistaking it for canolinelli.

Do not slather your dong in marinara. Check!

 

[Sanjeet]

Say your goodbyes to hashtag until he returns with another name.


Sanjeet

 

[Sean]

Leicester. Fucking Leicester!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Leicester. Fucking Leicester!

I've had some great shags in Leicester!

 

[Sean]

I've had some great shags in Leicester!

I nearly went to uni there, good physics dept. And I wish I'd put twenty quid on the bastards at the start of the season. 5000 to 1.

 

[Wings]

I'm sweet enough already.

I'll dip you in powdered sugar too!

 

[Wings]

Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

 

[Lorilei]

Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

Mercy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata:

Not pictured: the Kaluha option. My filling got too soft so I had to put it in the freezer.

Like Pookie's last boyfriend.

(These are about to be delivered with a Mother's Day order tonight)

Jesus of Nazareth. Look at them.

LOOK AT THEM.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Mercy.

Thank fuck I had those newspapers already down.

 

[Saint Peter]

My pancreas just got a woody.

 

[spacekowboy]

I hate it when my filing goes soft.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not to overexcite Spaceboy, but I'd love to wiggle my tongue under those flaps. Ferret the cream out slowly.

 

[spacekowboy]

Welp! Filling is hard again. Box me up!