The Viking_Slave writing and discipline thread

[Viking_Slave]

For many years I have dreamed of becoming a writer. Now I have decided
to go for it. Finally. At last. For real. Yeah.

So, who's I? I's not English, my spelling and nickname tell you. Apart
from Northern European ancestry I can reveal that I am at that age
where the hairline starts to recede a little, but before the prostate
starts playing up.

So what does I wants to write? That's partly in the nickname as
well. You may have noticed it when reading it the first time, so then
don't have to do it again. I wants to write about ladies who are being
a bit, how shall I say, assertive with their menfolk. A bit determined
to have fun with them, on their own terms.

You knew that, of course, but what you perhaps don't know is the part
about the plot and all that. You know, my plans for stories with
action packed fist fights, for eldritch magic spells, for creaking
doors with scary monsters behind them, for hot, smoking guns, for
breathtaking high intrigue and low brow humor, and two people who are
about to fall in love when a tall, dark stranger comes along and we
get a hilarious love triangle with strategic badly timed
misunderstandings, before things hopefully are resolved in the end.

So what's this thread about? I want this thread to be my discipline to
write. I want this thread to be the leash that chains me to my desk. I
want this thread to be the whip that punishes me when I do not perform
as I promised the thread.

Every week. A report. A plan. Praise or punishment.

This week's plan?

Come up with a story outline.

 

[DreamCloud]

Vikings are a curious lot. Always exploring and taking what they find, be it claimed or not. The women folk are heartier than most, unwilling to yield to the elements or any creature they deem unworthy. With the cold of the northern climes, the age-old question remains: What is under all those furs?

 

[lovecraft68]

Wait...an author who wants ro write about assertive women? Wow, talk about rare air here. Good luck and I look forward to it.

But warning...women being anything but victims of abuse and mindless cumdumpsters will earn you the ire of countless dickless men here so...

Make sure the women are really assertive

 

[Viking_Slave]

Vikings are a curious lot. Always exploring and taking what they find, be it claimed or not. The women folk are heartier than most, unwilling to yield to the elements or any creature they deem unworthy. With the cold of the northern climes, the age-old question remains: What is under all those furs?

Interesting notion.

I could go for a Viking-themed story.

"You would not BELIEVE what the women are doing to their thralls when the men are away ravaging the coasts of England,"

or

"The Silken Snake: The only female exclusive longboat on the high seas. French and Italian hunks beware!"

or

"He had one choice: Be a good boy, or go sit on the horned helmet."

 

[Serafina1210]

Be sure to include my favorite, Gudrun Osvifsdottir. She incites her husband Bolli to kill her old lover Kjartan to avenge various insults. When he rides home from doing the deed, she asks him what time it is.

"About noon," he says.

Gudrun says, "Various are our morning tasks. I have spun yarn for twelve ells of cloth, and you have killed Kjartan."

 

[Serafina1210]

Only trouble is, Literotica doesn't allow snuff, and it's hard to imagine really good viking-themed erotica without it!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Only trouble is, Literotica doesn't allow snuff, and it's hard to imagine really good viking-themed erotica without it!

Well, the old cartoons didn't really care for snuff, either. But the bad guy would simply drop off a cliff or fall into a big hole and turn into a puff of dirt, problem solved. Surely there can be an equivalent in literature

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm embarrassed to say it, but whenever I hear Vikings I think of the hokey movie Thirteenth Warrior

Based on the book the eaters of the dead which was better, but still kind of hammy.

 

[Serafina1210]

Well, the old cartoons didn't really care for snuff, either. But the bad guy would simply drop off a cliff or fall into a big hole and turn into a puff of dirt, problem solved. Surely there can be an equivalent in literature

If you want humor, you could do Hagar the Horrible with fucking. But I'd like to do a real saga-style story, and that requires a good bit of serious bloodshed.

Am getting lots of nice ideas for masochistic fantasies for the menz.

 

[sr71plt]

Snuff isn't really the same as what Vikings are thought as doing. Simple murder isn't the same thing as snuff.

 

[Serafina1210]

Snuff isn't really the same as what Vikings are thought as doing. Simple murder isn't the same thing as snuff.

True. But I think that viking erotica, properly done, would very likely integrate violence and sex to such an extent that it couldn't be done here.

Might be worth a try all the same.

 

[sr71plt]

True. But I think that viking erotica, properly done, would very likely integrate violence and sex to such an extent that it couldn't be done here.

Might be worth a try all the same.

Oh, I think it can--and has been, not that I care to go looking for it.

 

[Serafina1210]

In Laxdaela Saga, Thord divorces his wife Aud so he can marry a prettier woman. This is how she repays him:

And she went into the fire-hall to the locked-bed in the wall. Thord lay asleep, the door had fallen to, but the bolt was not on, so she walked into the bedroom. Thord lay asleep on his back. Then And woke Thord, and he turned on his side when he saw a man had come in. Then she drew a sword and thrust it at Thord and gave him great wounds, the sword striking his right arm and wounding him on both nipples. So hard did she follow up the stroke that the sword stuck in the bolster. Then Aud went away and to her horse and leapt on to its back, and thereupon rode home. Thord tried to spring up when he got the blow, but could not, because of his loss of blood. Then Osvif awoke and asked what had happened, and Thord told that he had been wounded somewhat. Osvif asked if he knew who had done the deed on him, and got up and bound up his wounds. Thord said he was minded to think that Aud had done it. Osvif offered to ride after her, and said she must have gone on this errand with few men, and her penalty was ready-made for her. Thord said that should not be done at all, for she had only done what she ought to have done.

No one dies, but notice the sexualized violence--not uncommon in Old Norse literature. Jazzing this kind of thing up for a modern audience, you could very easily end up in no-no land.

 

[lovecraft68]

In Laxdaela Saga, Thord divorces his wife Aud so he can marry a prettier woman. This is how she repays him:



No one dies, but notice the sexualized violence--not uncommon in Old Norse literature. Jazzing this kind of thing up for a modern audience, you could very easily end up in no-no land.

No, it wouldn't be difficult, they just can't be killed in the middle of sex or take sexual satisfaction in the killing. They can have sex two minutes after killing someone or an hour after they fuck them and it would be fine.

The Viking women define Hell Hath no Fury, its why I like those tales.

 

[Serafina1210]

No, it wouldn't be difficult, they just can't be killed in the middle of sex or take sexual satisfaction in the killing. They can have sex two minutes after killing someone or an hour after they fuck them and it would be fine.

The Viking women define Hell Hath no Fury, its why I like those tales.

I've always wanted to be Gudrun Osvifsdottir.

 

[sr71plt]

I've always wanted to be Gudrun Osvifsdottir.

On Lit. that's certainly possible (unless, of course, someone else already has that account).

 

[kcRollins]

For many years I have dreamed of becoming a writer. Now I have decided
to go for it. Finally. At last. For real. Yeah.

So, who's I? I's not English, my spelling and nickname tell you. Apart
from Northern European ancestry I can reveal that I am at that age
where the hairline starts to recede a little, but before the prostate
starts playing up.

So what does I wants to write? That's partly in the nickname as
well. You may have noticed it when reading it the first time, so then
don't have to do it again. I wants to write about ladies who are being
a bit, how shall I say, assertive with their menfolk. A bit determined
to have fun with them, on their own terms.

You knew that, of course, but what you perhaps don't know is the part
about the plot and all that. You know, my plans for stories with
action packed fist fights, for eldritch magic spells, for creaking
doors with scary monsters behind them, for hot, smoking guns, for
breathtaking high intrigue and low brow humor, and two people who are
about to fall in love when a tall, dark stranger comes along and we
get a hilarious love triangle with strategic badly timed
misunderstandings, before things hopefully are resolved in the end.

So what's this thread about? I want this thread to be my discipline to
write. I want this thread to be the leash that chains me to my desk. I
want this thread to be the whip that punishes me when I do not perform
as I promised the thread.

Every week. A report. A plan. Praise or punishment.

This week's plan?

Come up with a story outline.

Good luck with your writing. I'm sure someone here will be happy to wielded that whip.

 

[Serafina1210]

On Lit. that's certainly possible (unless, of course, someone else already has that account).

If I ever figure out how to make an alt . . .

 

[Viking_Slave]

Good luck with your writing. I'm sure someone here will be happy to wielded that whip.

Thank you very much!

Any takers?

Nothing can motivate me to write like a few well-directed 'suggestions' from someone here.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

If you want humor, you could do Hagar the Horrible with fucking. But I'd like to do a real saga-style story, and that requires a good bit of serious bloodshed.

Am getting lots of nice ideas for masochistic fantasies for the menz.

I guess you read the word "cartoon" and jumped straight to humour. No, my point was that V_S could create the literary equivalent of the cartoon baddy dropping out of sight with the understanding that they are finished off for good, yet sparing the gory details. I hear what you are saying, though. The details, for you, are where it's at. To each author their own

Good luck, V_S, and enjoy the journey

 

[Viking_Slave]

Wait...an author who wants ro write about assertive women? Wow, talk about rare air here. Good luck and I look forward to it.

But warning...women being anything but victims of abuse and mindless cumdumpsters will earn you the ire of countless dickless men here so...

Make sure the women are really assertive

I intend to write stories about true women. Otherwise I could just be writing about one of my socks, right? ;-)

Not only assertive, but perhaps a bit cruel, a bit teasing, a bit demanding, a bit playful, and one hundred percent wonderful, desirable females.

 

[Serafina1210]

I guess you read the word "cartoon" and jumped straight to humour. No, my point was that V_S could create the literary equivalent of the cartoon baddy dropping out of sight with the understanding that they are finished off for good, yet sparing the gory details. I hear what you are saying, though. The details, for you, are where it's at. To each author their own

Good luck, V_S, and enjoy the journey

I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Go to it, Viking Slave! Viking women are the awesomest!

 

[oggbashan]

You, (the thread starter) might like my character Brigitta in my older story The Norwegian Petticoat:

https://www.literotica.com/s/norwegian-petticoat

Or possibly Halloween Viking, although the woman/women are Saxons:

https://www.literotica.com/s/halloween-viking

And of course there is my more recent one The Valkyries:

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-valkyries

 

[legerdemer]

...
Nothing can motivate me to write like a few well-directed 'suggestions' from someone here.

Get to it!! What are you waiting for?

 

[Viking_Slave]

Get to it!! What are you waiting for?

Oh.

Wow

wow

Yes. Yes, I will