As The Hospital Pervs-- It's Overtime Time

[Jennifer]

That's why one of the local hospitals is giving a signing bonus?

In my dreams! I do get tons of offers to do travel nursing in Anchorage.

 

[thør]

In my dreams! I do get tons of offers to do travel nursing in Anchorage.

It's only a $5k bonus, but they also offer student loan repayment.

 

[Aglaopheme]

In my dreams! I do get tons of offers to do travel nursing in Anchorage.

I read that as Aglaopheme instead of Anchorage at first.

 

[TheLM]

I do. At my last job the ologists were pricks but the CRNAs were ok. At my new place the ologists are amazingly nice and incredible team players. This group is a younger bunch which makes a bit of a difference. No one wants to be called Doctor but I still do. For now.

That's good. The group dynamics of the OR are pretty amazing. It's just such a mixed bag, that when I've found a good team it's like... Nobody is allowed to quit!

 

[Jennifer]

I read that as Aglaopheme instead of Anchorage at first.

I would love to travel all over you!

 

[Jennifer]

It's only a $5k bonus, but they also offer student loan repayment.

And the salary is great. If I didn't have kidlets I would love to.

 

[thør]

And the salary is great. If I didn't have kidlets I would love to.

Mine grew up to be fine young men.....

 

[sweepthefloor]

Your client will have to live with herself knowing she's a phoney.

Do you know what marks the papers you write get?

Your appearance and words make my system react happy wildly.
I have been typing here and there and most recent a soon to be non-anon Your Medical Poet.

The client is an outstanding superior competent clinical nurse-- completed APN clinicals and passed exam, exam, exam, after exam independently.

The high quality papers… marked grade A every time.

I am trying to sugarcoat and maintain integrity, what do you think? Are the papers truly that important?

 

[sweepthefloor]

In my dreams! I do get tons of offers to do travel nursing in Anchorage.

I want to travel nurse in a few years, let’s go!

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's only a $5k bonus, but they also offer student loan repayment.

Will they put a thør in the contract?

 

[sweepthefloor]

That's good. The group dynamics of the OR are pretty amazing. It's just such a mixed bag, that when I've found a good team it's like... Nobody is allowed to quit!

I always wonder what it's like working in the OR but I won’t leave the unit again for a long time.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's not that funny but I can't stop laughing over this post:

ICU Team Excited to Untangle Lines After Patient Dropped Off from OR

“It’s like a game for me. I dream about untangling knots, taking a half-ass report from the anesthesiologist, and dealing with immediate hypotension and tachycardia as they walk away.”

I am just cracking up thinking about my first post-operative in the ICU. Anesthesia handed me a stick of epi and walked away... I was like WTF am I gonna do with this? I threw it out that time, but eventually I figured it out.

 

[Jennifer]

It's not that funny but I can't stop laughing over this post:

ICU Team Excited to Untangle Lines After Patient Dropped Off from OR



I am just cracking up thinking about my first post-operative in the ICU. Anesthesia handed me a stick of epi and walked away... I was like WTF am I gonna do with this? I threw it out that time, but eventually I figured it out.

Just so you know, the OR nurses always feel bad about the tangled lines from anesthesia. We also feel bad about dropping off a patient at shift change.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Just so you know, the OR nurses always feel bad about the tangled lines from anesthesia. We also feel bad about dropping off a patient at shift change.

don't feel bad! i think the tangling leading to untangling actually helps me to actualize what is going on, if that makes sense?

and the shift change just happens we know it's not personal, especially post-operative. it's not like the OR holds the patients till shift change on purpose. it's a 24/7 business.

also, our OR is great and somehow they always bring the patient down on clean sheets, except traumas sometimes but that is to be expected.

i am still laughing though, that writer writes some hilarious stuff.

 

[thør]

Will they put a thør in the contract?

I'm pretty spendy.....

 

[Jennifer]

Mine grew up to be fine young men.....

I'm sure they did. My custody agreement (ugh) wont let me.

 

[thør]

I'm sure they did. My custody agreement (ugh) wont let me.

I know a guy......

 

[Jennifer]

I know a guy......

Don't tempt me. I have very little scruples.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Why the fuck is everyone taking an hour lunch during ACLS renewal?

Like I wanted to get out early.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm going to have to fuck the instructor in my daydream.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Five more minutes of break time and this EMT is hanging around talking about the institution politics. Who gives a fuck?!?

His wife is not sucking his dick that much is clear.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Another megacode another lonely fucking who the fuck am I?

 

[sweepthefloor]

OMG the instructor just said you need to get an 84 on the written test. If you fail you deserve to be spanked!!!!

Does he know me? What's going on?

 

[Jennifer]

OMG the instructor just said you need to get an 84 on the written test. If you fail you deserve to be spanked!!!!

Does he know me? What's going on?

I do my ACLS on 5/21. 8 hours on s Saturday. Ugh

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*reads stories in sleep's link*

National Teacher Appreciation Day 2016

Some teachers deserve a Russian enameled apple from the era of the Czars.

Covered with precious stones and diamonds.

Or, whatever jewelled fruit that they prefer.

Some teachers deserve to have rotten apples thrown at them.