Weaponized personal lubricant!

Cumference

I brought my plunger!
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I guess it had to happen!

I have admired, but never tried, lubes that come as a powder and just needs water.

https://xlube.com/
http://www.jlube.net/
Are a couple of examples.

And then I saw this
http://www.swri.org/vidclip/html/mds.htm
A "mobility denial system" based on a gel made from water and "a powder", that makes surfaces so slippery, that neither man nor vehicle can gain traction.

I can imagine how an engineer got that idea.
(I happen to know a few engineers, and they are a kinky lot)


What will the next thing be?
Riot police beating up protesters with 2 foot silicone dongs?
:eek:
 
Way ahead of you.

http://m.cdn.blog.hu/co/combatgear/image/egy%C3%A9b/egy%20rend%C5%91r%20j%C3%A1r%C5%91r%20felszerel%C3%A9se/373_rend%C5%91r_j%C3%A1r%C5%91r_felszerel%C3%A9se_09.jpg

And may I be the first to add that engineers probably make the best BDSM enthusiasts, for obvious reasons.

Those are based on the classical tonfa, a simple yet surprisingly effective weapon used in several martial arts styles.

And yeah, engineers really know their BDSM devices. Imagine trying to get out of a rope and pulley design set of full-body restraints designed by a real engineer! :eek:
 
Yup.
And putting grip tape on it, kind of ruins some of the techniques.
 
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