The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Lorilei]

Lady L!!

Petey-pie!

 

[thør]

Hey, you!

 

[butters]

hey, thor - had my passport interview today soon it will be sitting in my happy little hands ty

 

[thør]

hey, thor - had my passport interview today soon it will be sitting in my happy little hands ty

Excellent!

 

[lovetoread]

It all starts with the passport

You get one and the next thing you know you have a ring on your finger and will be shackled to a person for life.

 

[Fata Morgana]

In a perfect world, Laurel would ban anyone who quotes someone I have on ignore.

In a perfect world Phil would know soap.

 

[butters]

It all starts with the passport

You get one and the next thing you know you have a ring on your finger and will be shackled to a person for life.

...said marvin, the paranoid android

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Jennifer]

It all starts with the passport

You get one and the next thing you know you have a ring on your finger and will be shackled to a person for life.

Fuck. I just received my passport.

But I do like shackles.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey, guess what G got for his birthday .....cheese!

A pound of wonderful Gorgonzola from the Italian stall at our local market ...I didn't quite mean a pound, but G is happy, a pound of cheese in a big wedge, just for him.

It's 'crying' , how the Italians say......beautifully ripe.

Aww how lovely. I'll be round in an hour!

 

[butters]

Fuck. I just received my passport.

But I do like shackles.

yay!

double yay!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck. I just received my passport.

Got mine renewed in September. Where we headed?

 

[butters]

Aww how lovely. I'll be round in an hour!

lol, beats what i bought my first partner once for his: only cheese that philistine like was edam, so i bought him a whole one and wrapped it up. he was stoked

 

[butters]

oh god, puppies on the tellybox

*melts*

baby bassets!

 

[Jennifer]

Got mine renewed in September. Where we headed?

Ireland in August.

After that, I would love to cross the beaches of Croatia off of my bucket list.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hurrah. Do we have to get dressed?

Crikey no, I'm in the car now in me nightshirt.

 

[butters]

big ron, the baby english bulldog


*squeeee!*

 

[TwinkleStars]

oh god, puppies on the tellybox

*melts*

baby bassets!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/duYA8fv2IuI/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Que]

lol, beats what i bought my first partner once for his: only cheese that philistine like was edam, so i bought him a whole one and wrapped it up. he was stoked

There's a joke in there somewhere about Fata's Phill

 

[butters]

There's a joke in there somewhere about Fata's Phill

she'd drop-kick it at his head

 

[Fata Morgana]

There's a joke in there somewhere about Fata's Phill

He's not my fucking Phil goddamnit!

 

[butters]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/duYA8fv2IuI/hqdefault.jpg

look at their faces, aw
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bb/b2/2d/bbb22d23fc21d73e0c4e4fe6f186479c.jpg


i am so bad with pups and kittens. fall for them like walking off a cliff.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Ireland in August.

After that, I would love to cross the beaches of Croatia off of my bucket list.

<jealous>

I hope you have a wonderful time. Drink a pint for me.

 

[Jennifer]

<jealous>

I hope you have a wonderful time. Drink a pint for me.

I'm a lucky gal, indeed.

Let's plan a beach trip on the east coast. Sanibel island?