The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pointless]

It's the waiting that sucked balls.It's actually pretty quiet there on a weekend. But that just means it takes forever to get anything done.



So business as usual, I reckon.

the routine here was run around and wait. very annoying especially when you're hungry and you find yourself constantly walking by the cafeteria that you can't stop at because if you're late and their grumpy that might boot you or at least skip you which just means more waiting.

meh. i think i might have to punch someone now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's nice and peaceful here before hash crawls out of his cave.
5...4....3....

Release the Kraken!

 

[pensivepoet]

Release the Kraken!

He must be stirring.
The birds just stopped singing and the Sun dimmed.

 

[spacekowboy]

Release the Kraken!

Already did.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cthulhu rises!

 

[pointless]

why do i keep forgetting about x-men: apocalypse?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fuck you, Steam.

 

[lovetoread]

“There was this place inside me…a place I think everyone has, that they keep to themselves. A fortress, where the most private part of you lives. Maybe it’s your soul, the bit that makes you yourself and not anyone else. But after Wentworth, it was like my fortress had been blown apart. The thing that once lived there was out in the open, without shelter, without… That’s where I’ve been ever since, Claire. Naked. Alone. Trying to hide under a blade of grass.”

 

[Wings]

What's your tit size?

Firm as fuck.


Don't ask me again.

 

[Saint Peter]

The right one or the left one?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Cthulhu rises!

What??!!! Where??!!!

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/69/a2/69a2a23c1c4aa88279c548e461444287.JPG?itok=0g2wf92_

 

[spacekowboy]

What's your tit size?

Firm as fuck.


Don't ask me again.

Excuse me for trying to find you a Wonder Woman corset. Yeesh!

 

[Lorilei]

In a perfect world, Laurel would ban anyone who quotes someone I have on ignore.

 

[TwinkleStars]

In a perfect world, Laurel would ban anyone who quotes someone I have on ignore.

....but, I like you.

 

[Lorilei]

....but, I like you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lady L!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah.

You read that correctly.

0.00006 inch.

Count the zeros, fucker.

 

[Sean]

Yeah.

You read that correctly.

0.00006 inch.

Count the zeros, fucker.

I suppose it's close enough for government work.

 

[Not Normal]

I got a PM from somebody with zero posts asking me to read their story and comment. Their profile and no information. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

 

[TwinkleStars]

She....kissed...me.....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-95R6TXtimUk/U--lIUeg9cI/AAAAAAAAxQI/5VuLVT4tbvg/s1600/emotigal-fainting-gif.gif

x 12

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Yeah.

You read that correctly.

0.00006 inch.

Count the zeros, fucker.

ONE! There's only one zero in zero!
You ain't right boy!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I got a PM from somebody with zero posts asking me to read their story and comment. Their profile and no information. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I got the exact same thing one day last week.

 

[pete]

Yeah.

You read that correctly.

0.00006 inch.

Count the zeros, fucker.

that'll do.

working on a sunday?

 

[Saint Peter]

that'll do.

working on a sunday?

I wrote it out so Sean would not have to take his boots off.

Not officially working. I was out all last week and am trying to put some fires out before Monday morning.