The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pete]

My little birthday girl is sick. It was a long night.

aw, poor thing.
hope its nothing serious

my 6 yr old just got over a stomach virus, nurse said its been going around. luckily it only lasted a couple days

 

[phantom4533]

Turning water into wine is so old school. I am turning wine into caffeine because I'm out of coffee and the red must get finished before a week of frivolity begins on the opposite coast.

 

[Jennifer]

I was awakened last week at 3 am by a text demanding that I come over and sit on Debby's face. Too bad the number was from out of state.

 

[pointless]

i was bored and still pissed about being awake so i looked up tom green to see if he was still a thing. apparently the answer that works best for that question is "eh, kinda...."

 

[Aglaopheme]

I hope it's not strep.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was awakened last week at 3 am by a text demanding that I come over and sit on Debby's face. Too bad the number was from out of state.

I'd take your text over mine.

 

[pointless]

i've never heard of strep stomach, but i did apparently have scarlet fever when i was younger.

i also have an uncle who had rhuematic fever. google it. it sounds super fun.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Years ago AT+T would send me txt messages in the middle of the night letting me know that their bill would be coming in the mail soon. Yeah, thanks. I had not idea you would be sending me a bill for your service like you did last month and the month before that.

My phone would flash like and cry out like the old lady the fell and could not get up until I got up and shut the fucking thing off.

This was before your intervention, right?

Please tell us you no longer have AT&T.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'd take your text over mine.

Those loverly boobies again!!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/mywristsbleedcourage/emoticons6donotdirectlink/cheer.gif

 

[phantom4533]

I don't have AT&T. I do have honey-nut M&M's.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I don't have AT&T. I do have honey-nut M&M's.

Let us know if your sickness progresses to pretzel M&Ms and we'll schedule an intervention for you, too.

 

[pointless]

i just realized i'm kind of a bastard. don't google rheumatic fever. he was born in the thirties to weirdos. i only got scarlet fever because my dad was also a weirdo. fuckers just do not like doctors on that side of family for some reason.

 

[Saint Peter]

We are all weirdos.

 

[pointless]

my dad refused to go to the doctor for two days after my sister broke her arm when she was like 10. he also made her sleep with a moth in her ear after he convinced himself she was faking it because that's how much he hated going to the doctor.

 

[doctor_insanus]

This Male Spider Gives Oral Up to 100 Times During Copulation

http://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/33110/1462105854907551.png

Yowza.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This Male Spider Gives Oral Up to 100 Times During Copulation

http://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/33110/1462105854907551.png

Yowza.

I'm never doing oral again. It's now too spidery for me.

 

[pointless]

he's just trying to make it last a bit longer because he knows what happens when it's all said and done.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah. That is kinda weird.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sounds familiar. That's what cost him his toes.


Consequently why I'm paranoid and we spent all day at the VA.

 

[Jennifer]

I hope it's not strep.

I had strep a few weeks ago. Do you have any Popsicles in the house? They were amazing on my poor throat. Also give ibuprofen to help reduce the inflammation.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm never doing oral again. It's now too spidery for me.

Oh, yes you are.

*nom*

 

[butters]

Fucking thing appeared like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.

*laughs*
just got through explaining mr ben & the shopkeeper to the youngest

Found this bunny nest under the corkscrew willow because the mutt didn't like where the bunnies were and was moving them.

aw! where was the mutt moving them to? not to his stomach, i hope

oh! i was blurting about not here. i can see where it would easily lead here. made sense after posting.

good. about here, not about wherever else it is. the world of lit needs more neci

Or even better, buy her a book.

all three would go down a treat
you could fall in love with a guy who buys you a book, though (unless it was a stupid book, a sarcastic/metaphorical comment on yourself, or ... well, it all depends on the situation. a book, though, a good book, will last far longer than a taco.

Well.... Spending my Saturday at the VA hospital was not my idea of a good time

That said, everyone left with their fingers and toes so it was a good trip.

My little birthday girl is sick. It was a long night.

 

[pointless]

Sounds familiar. That's what cost him his toes.


Consequently why I'm paranoid and we spent all day at the VA.

you poor bastard. i wouldn't wish the va on my worst enemy.

 

[spacekowboy]

you poor bastard. i wouldn't wish the va on my worst enemy.

It's the waiting that sucked balls.It's actually pretty quiet there on a weekend. But that just means it takes forever to get anything done.



So business as usual, I reckon.

 

[pensivepoet]

It's nice and peaceful here before hash crawls out of his cave.
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