The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pointless]

out of toilet paper? just use a phone book.

 

[Wings]

I like being awake when the rest of the house is sleeping.

 

[pete]

I like being awake when the rest of the house is sleeping.

its the best.

otherwise i wouldn't be enjoying my coffee & this sweet buttered blueberry muffin

 

[Mr Noone]

out of toilet paper? just use a phone book.

Do they still exist?

 

[phantom4533]

Who is they?

 

[phantom4533]

And who is ther? I keep getting junk mail about her.

 

[Wings]

I made beignets this morning so being able to enjoy them by myself is nice. What's nicer is knowing my brood is resting well.

 

[lovetoread]

Do they still exist?

I just got one last week.

 

[Saint Peter]

No fritters for the critters?

 

[lovetoread]

can someone run down to DD and get me some doughnuts?

 

[Saint Peter]

I can stop at DD on my way back from Tractor Supply.

 

[lovetoread]

oh that would be lovely

Does your Tractor Supply have the baby chicks in them? Cutest babies evah are there every time I go.

 

[Wings]

The dog has her organic peanut butter/coconut flakes/oatmeal/bacon drippings snacks that I make weekly for her.


Not even kidding.

The cats get nothing because they're assholes.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you driving a Jeep or working on the steering column?

 

[Saint Peter]

The cats are feasting on your soul.

 

[Wings]

I married a ginger.






I have no soul.

 

[lovetoread]

I took that pic accidentally when I fumbled the phone but I liked it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

No madam Dentist it is not okay for you practice to text my phone at 8:00 AM on a Sunday.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I took that pic accidentally when I fumbled the phone but I liked it.

It's a cool picture.

 

[Saint Peter]

No madam Dentist it is not okay for you practice to text my phone at 8:00 AM on a Sunday.

Years ago AT+T would send me txt messages in the middle of the night letting me know that their bill would be coming in the mail soon. Yeah, thanks. I had not idea you would be sending me a bill for your service like you did last month and the month before that.

My phone would flash like and cry out like the old lady the fell and could not get up until I got up and shut the fucking thing off.

 

[Beco]

wow, just wow

 

[Saint Peter]

I have so much stuff on my shopping list it will be easier to just walk around the store and toss items into the basket.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Years ago AT+T would send me txt messages in the middle of the night letting me know that their bill would be coming in the mail soon. Yeah, thanks. I had not idea you would be sending me a bill for your service like you did last month and the month before that.

My phone would flash like and cry out like the old lady the fell and could not get up until I got up and shut the fucking thing off.

I kind of want to call her service and say it's an emergency.

 

[Aglaopheme]

My little birthday girl is sick. It was a long night.

 

[Wings]

Oh no! I hope your party girl gets her party back soon. That sucks, Agla