Save Me, Jesus, I'm Becoming Lovecraft

[NOIRTRASH]

My latest effort is already 15,000 words, and I got more to do. That's 4 LIT pages.

Its a tale about 2 guys named TEX and PILOT who find a copy of THE KAMA SUTRA and spend a weekend mastering it.

 

[lovecraft68]

15k is nothing, I wrote a 108k mother son novel a couple months back.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

15k is nothing, I wrote a 108k mother son novel a couple months back.

Here's an exciting sample of the dialog:

TEX: WHY DO I GOTTA DO ALL THE ORAL?

PILOT: CUZ WE AGREED I DO ANAL BEST.

TEX: OH!

 

[jomar]

At some point you might have one of them say, "I'm a pitcher, not a catcher!" That has obvious connotation and will reference Looking for Mr. Goodbar, the title of which itself has connotations. It's always nice to add a few layers for those who read deeper into their smut here on Lit.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

Plagiarism!

Here's an exciting sample of the dialog:

TEX: WHY DO I GOTTA DO ALL THE ORAL?

PILOT: CUZ WE AGREED I DO ANAL BEST.

TEX: OH!

Dude... I already wrote that story. If you remember correctly, both of them got very pissy.