The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina
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sweepthefloor
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lovetoread
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i ate a half of bag of cotton candy. will that make my vagina be cotton candied flavored?
sweepthefloor
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sometimes it feels like a little bit of that when i put my energy into it, but that might just be a silly idea. it's not me- it's the clean sheets.
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Denny
Only if you forcably shove the other half with the cardboard stick up up your pussy then pee.
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I don't know, maybe.
A man once gifted me this VS bath stuff that smelled like cotton candy. He said all girls should smell like cotton candy.
I thought it was disgusting so I dumped him.
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nah, they didn't think it was garbage - they saw $ signs and hoped you didn't know its valueWe almost lost our bell last week.
How do you loose a bell you ask?
We paid a small fortune to get our yard cleaned with clear rules not to throw away anything that appears worth saving.
I decided to go out in front of our large garage and sit in a lawn chair to watch.
First thing those trash people tossed in their tractor bucket was my large cast metal dinner bell and the large mount. It was left when we bought this place 23 years ago.
We probably haven't rung it ten times but we like it.
I bend over and grunt when I pull the rope.
The trash crew just said they thought it was garbage. Dumb shits!
pointless
¿por qué no?
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there's only one way to find out.
but, really, who the hell eats only half a bag of cotton candy? i smell a trick.
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i wanted to save some for later
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Religion is my fort tay.
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Denny
I thinik you are leading us into a trap.
Denny---------- I find this confusing. That's like saying you only half screwed because you wanted more later.
I thinik you are leading us into a trap.
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St. Priapus Church ?
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OMG! You scared my wife half to death!
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thør
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What the fuck is this?
Not a spider, because it has but 6 legs.
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I bet the other two are outside the door. I also bet the cunts do that to you at night. Sometimes I do wake up feeling violated.
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They like to walk on your lips.
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It could be a Chernobyl spider.
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I'm wearing a balaclava to bed tonight. Back to front. I'll look like retarded IRA but I'll be safe.
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Good plan.
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Dollie-- I nearly died and needed major surgery from a Brown Recluse spider bite. I hate all spiders no matter how many legs they have.
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