The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Wings]

Fat Freddy had a cat like that
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/FatFreddysCat1.gif

Cute!! Also: accurate.

I have often wished the cats or dogs would learn to make a hot drink for me. They don't hesitate to demand i provide for them if i am comfortable, but in the position you are in, pets comfortably nestled in....our wants seem so secondary.

I do think a couple of mine would if they could....i hope so anyway.

I've seen what goes into their mouths and onto their paws. I think I'd rather just go no coffee!

 

[Wings]

You need one of those little silver bells that the 1%ers use to summon the help.

I broke up a YUUUGE fight between two feral tomcats in my front yard at 2 a.m. earlier this week....the next morning I found a massive pile of cat shit on my welcome mat. I believe war has been declared.

Man, I only have a stainless steel bell, I'm sadly in the 99% still.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm getting a ship's bell. Everyone here is going deaf,

Nice. I've been looking for a school bell. Right now I use a cowbell for the super bell.

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://www.briggsmarine.com.au/images/products/Bell-Hand.gif

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.briggsmarine.com.au/images/products/Bell-Hand.gif

I love that. I want one I can mount on my porch (which sounds dirtier in my mind now that you're around).

A school bell would be beautiful. Here they are told what time supper will be. when its just G and i he is with me anyway .



Its G's birthday this weekend.

Happy birthday G! My youngest's is on Sunday.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Nice. I've been looking for a school bell. Right now I use a cowbell for the super bell.

I saw Alice Cooper in concert last year and sat right in front of the sound board.

When they came out to do "School's Out" for the encore, I swear they rang an honest-to-God school bell right next to me on the side of the sound board to kick it off. I admit I jumped...that fucker was LOUD.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I love that. I want one I can mount on my porch (which sounds dirtier in my mind now that you're around).

Boobs do that.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

I saw Alice Cooper in concert last year and sat right in front of the sound board.

When they came out to do "School's Out" for the encore, I swear they rang an honest-to-God school bell right next to me on the side of the sound board to kick it off. I admit I jumped...that fucker was LOUD.

Fun! I haven't seen him in eons. I would have jumped too.

 

[Aglaopheme]

May day people are the best.

I have been asking G what he wants for ages ( he celebrates his birthdays, i do not celebrate mine) I would normally have nipped out to get him a little treat this week but, i have been stuck at home with this cold. He wants to have a steak....which seems a very low key request.

One of these years I am going to do a maypole for her.

I think a well cooked meal eaten with loved ones is the best birthday gift ever. I'm with you, I'm not one to make a big deal out of my birthday. My husband had a big one coming up, but he's more like me when it comes to celebrating. I bet he'll request a streak as well.

 

[pointless]

well, that sucks. so much for a bike ride later. stupid rain. oh well. at least i can take the time to find my bike lock keys now. fucking things love hiding from me.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

We almost lost our bell last week.
How do you loose a bell you ask?
We paid a small fortune to get our yard cleaned with clear rules not to throw away anything that appears worth saving.
I decided to go out in front of our large garage and sit in a lawn chair to watch.
First thing those trash people tossed in their tractor bucket was my large cast metal dinner bell and the large mount. It was left when we bought this place 23 years ago.
We probably haven't rung it ten times but we like it.
I bend over and grunt when I pull the rope.
The trash crew just said they thought it was garbage. Dumb shits!

Not saved by the bell!
I saved my bell! It will be remounted at our future retirement home on a pole next to my very old working traffic light. Between the two poles will be the sign from here left by the former owners. JOURNEY'S END.
Fitting since it will be the end of our journey.

People on that little lane we will move onto will find out what Florida rednecks really are. We've been changed forever since we lived back there.


The bell was supposed to have gone to the midwest in one of my old cars.

 

[Jennifer]

Nice. I've been looking for a school bell. Right now I use a cowbell for the super bell.

You can never have enough cow bell. It cures the fever.

 

[Not Normal]

I have often wished the cats or dogs would learn to make a hot drink for me. They don't hesitate to demand i provide for them if i am comfortable, but in the position you are in, pets comfortably nestled in....our wants seem so secondary.

I do think a couple of mine would if they could....i hope so anyway.

It is my theory that the house pet, especially cats, are the most evolved species on the planet, not the human. They have an entire species doing their bidding, they have no jobs, or no need for currency, they mostly do as they please while the humans take care of their every need. Cats don't even need to leave the house to poop, unlike dogs.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I wish I had a bike to ride on.

 

[Wings]

Mood: currently rapping along to Snopp Dogg.

 

[pointless]

i'm listening to the rocky horror soundtrack. i win. planet, schmanet, janet.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[sweepthefloor]

t-t-touch me i want to feel dammit planet

 

[pointless]

we're up to rose tint my world.

i wish i had some drugs.

 

[sweepthefloor]

i am a drug.

 

[pete]

i am a drug.

a healer ?