The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Pick only one? WTF?

Hi, I don't think we know each other.

Denny-------- I stay clear of wimmin with axes. I'm old and can't run fast.

We have a glass of milk waiting if you leave your weapons on the porch.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Asshooks are disgusting. I'll take milky dogs over those blighters any day.

I'm making a pouty face right now.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm making a pouty face right now.

Rookie mistake.

You have to lube that thing up first.

 

[lovetoread]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/0a8c3e556b307d911e173fd8499c9c47/tumblr_o0q3p45C2E1tm4sm4o1_r2_500.jpg

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I'm gonna have to try the cotton candy cock.

Denny--- when I was young and in my prime i tried to fuck a wad of cotton candy. My dick got stuck in it and I had to soak it in the toilet water.

Then I fucked my girlfriend with out completely washing the sticky off. I was stuck in her all weekend until the dog licked my balls and set us free!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm making a pouty face right now.

http://furnishedsouls.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/blowout-triplets.jpg

 

[Wings]

The Doc is from the Jersey Shore?

 

[Saint Peter]

Classic!

 

[lovetoread]

You always know when its warm here cause dudes really do show up in town looking like that.

 

[gypsyTX]

https://assets.rbl.ms/274493/980x.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

How ya doin'?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://assets.rbl.ms/274493/980x.jpg

What a good boy!

 

[gypsyTX]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/86/b4/d086b47e4c21a27a0db5e647c97d3876.jpg

 

[Smootg103]

Denny--- when I was young and in my prime i tried to fuck a wad of cotton candy. My dick got stuck in it and I had to soak it in the toilet water.

Then I fucked my girlfriend with out completely washing the sticky off. I was stuck in her all weekend until the dog licked my balls and set us free!

Creep brah.

 

[Noor]

May G-d remember the soul of Byron
who has gone on to his world,
because, without making a vow,
I shall gift to charity on his behalf.
As reward for this,
may his soul be bound
in the Bond of Life,
together with the souls
of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob;
Sarah, Rebecca, Rachel and Leah;
and together with the other righteous men and women
in the Garden of Eden.​

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/86/b4/d086b47e4c21a27a0db5e647c97d3876.jpg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ab766f6d4db1d2ebcbc6268ec18c900c/tumblr_inline_o5v2vsvkPN1t8tgv2_500.gif

Bada bing!

 

[Pookie]

What a good boy!

If I did that, I could sell tickets.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I did that, I could sell tickets.

Lick your balls and sell out every show.

 

[Wings]

I feel like raising some hell.

I also feel like eating some donuts. If only I could combine the two.

 

[Noor]

I feel like raising some hell.

I also feel like eating some donuts. If only I could combine the two.

I don't see why you can't do both

 

[Aglaopheme]

No security footage?

Yes. I spent most of the day watching it to no avail.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

What a good boy!

Good boy. Now don't git the sofa dirty tonight.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Creep brah.

Did some one just fart?

 

[gypsyTX]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/ab766f6d4db1d2ebcbc6268ec18c900c/tumblr_inline_o5v2vsvkPN1t8tgv2_500.gif

Bada bing!

If I did that, I could sell tickets.

Lick your balls and sell out every show.

http://cdn29.us1.fansshare.com/pictures/mudwrestling/hottie-939690070.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've seen some porn compilations in my life. You get a bit jaded, and then...

and then....

Rubber Ducky Porn Compilation

Bonus! Spot the Litster!