The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[VaticanAssassin]

I feel like a unicorn today. Where the duck are the unicorn bathrooms!!!

 

[Bacigalupo]

For the love of Fata, pass it on.

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/13102868_1384747081541402_7330145855974796467_n.png?oh=dd63782e7a16a0921e8e5f58df7d4f50&oe=57A18436

 

[Fata Morgana]

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Cunt.

 

[Bacigalupo]

I love getting an afternoon cunting.

 

[ryan8558]

Now that I am a fucked up mood, I get to see if I can figure out who ripped me off.



This made me smile.

No security footage?

 

[butters]

Back in the day, I became good friends with the meanest, toughest bad ass in the county, cuz I didn't like the alternative.
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

he does i know he'd like to imagine that's the case but reality isn't in sync with his fantasies

In the same way that a Care Bear with Tourettes would be annoying?

i would imagine that's more annoying as it'd be hard to stick it on ignore

Cunt.

but he has a point....

 

[Lancecastor]

Butters is right about one thing; compared to the way gb boys like sean, dick and ish treat their women, i am a prince.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Has anyone seen the new Dairy Milk advert with the cat and the Barry White music? It's perfect.

 

[Saint Peter]

Milk is disgusting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck off.

Watch this.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOumoFSs0k

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck off.

Watch this.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOumoFSs0k

Laurel & Neci make sure you watch it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dogs are disgusting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Asshooks are disgusting. I'll take milky dogs over those blighters any day.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your disgusting milk is not dishwasher safe.

 

[Pookie]

Fuck off.

Watch this.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOumoFSs0k

Now I want a massage and milk.

 

[Pookie]

Dogs are disgusting.

Shut the fuck up.

Fucker.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now I want a massage and milk.

I'll give you one, my sweet potato.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your disgusting milk is not dishwasher safe.

I'm going to harm you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Shut the fuck up.

Fucker.

"I wish I could do that."

 

[NHKitty]

Vacation!!!

 

[Noor]

"I wish I could do that."

One more day for me, I am so not packed or anything!

 

[Wings]

I've taken myself on a date. I forgot how nice some solitude is.


Later I shall pull my own hair and slap my ass too.

 

[Noor]

Butters is right about one thing; compared to the way gb boys like sean, dick and ish treat their women, i am a prince.

Be careful, in my experience, princes die young...

 

[Pookie]

"I wish I could do that."

Don't sass me, mister.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well, hello again, old chum.