The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pensivepoet]

Am I the only one that likes Lance?

I never did have good taste in people.

Back in the day, I became good friends with the meanest, toughest bad ass in the county, cuz I didn't like the alternative.
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

 

[Lancecastor]

You have to remember Lance hasn't actually been near a real woman since they ripped him out of his mother and dropped him in the abortion bucket.

Quoted for baseline purposes.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Yoga pants seem to be the standard uniform where I live. They have become both a blessing and a curse. They should not be for all. But I will gladly put up with that for the ones that wear them well...

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/yoga-pants-are-the-best-12.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

 

[RobDownSouth]

Turns out Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina is not too big.

Let's revisit this assertion after her third child or so.
*nods*

 

[trysail]

Sonofabitch.


Have there REALLY been twenty-seven (27) Isolated Blurt Threads since La Laurelle began limiting their length?


It's hard to believe. I suppose it goes to prove that time flies when you're having fun.


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[Sean]

Back in the day, I became good friends with the meanest, toughest bad ass in the county, cuz I didn't like the alternative.
I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

In the same way that a Care Bear with Tourettes would be annoying?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd rather get along with Lance cuz he makes one hell of an annoying enemy.

 

[thør]

Turns out Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina is not too big.

Why hasn't anyone picked up on this?

Has anyone found my Fitbit?

 

[pensivepoet]

In the same way that a Care Bear with Tourettes would be annoying?

I'm guessin he's loading the cannon now.

 

[Sean]

I'm guessin he's loading the cannon now.

He probably fires blanks.

 

[pensivepoet]

He probably fires blanks.

He gets his cannon balls from North Korea?
Though he would be scarier if his cannon wasn't mounted on half a canoe.

 

[Sean]

He gets his cannon balls from North Korea?
Though he would be scarier if his cannon wasn't mounted on half a canoe.

The one that's actually in a garden centre?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sonofabitch.


Have there REALLY been twenty-seven (27) Isolated Blurt Threads since La Laurelle began limiting their length?


It's hard to believe. I suppose it goes to prove that time flies when you're having fun.


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Yes and KS got 21 of them.

 

[Lancecastor]

Little guy gets his hands on the village bicycle and he thinks he's won the yellow jersey.

 

[pensivepoet]

The one that's actually in a garden centre?

No, the one outside the unabombers cabin.

 

[Emerson40]

Nice to read Laurel continue to bring the GB down to a level that it has a chance to compete with killsnitch.

Hey Loretta,

You had this alt sitting in the back pocket of your abaya, just waiting for the ban hammer to fall on WiltedWalter, yes?


Despite the name change, we expect the same tedious religious hypocrisy and abortion threads from you, as well as your regular multitude of whiny appeals to Laurel and all, about the terrible double-standards and unjust treatment of Lit's No-stick, lemmingly, wannabe, selectively religiously shitheely poster, Eeyore.



Go get 'em, Loretta!


http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e2ac6e3546177ab57b45b6d5b822001/tumblr_nrppcado7s1smxjoeo1_500.jpg

 

[pensivepoet]

I'd better stop shit stirring or I'm bound to get some on me.

 

[Sean]

Little guy gets his hands on the village bicycle and he thinks he's won the yellow jersey.

Is jealous cos he still has training wheels on his trike. ^^^

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd better stop shit stirring or I'm bound to get some on me.

Fun Fact:

Every time sean gets some, he's inhaling molecules of Ish et al.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Why hasn't anyone picked up on this?

Has anyone found my Fitbit?

Also, I'm missing a pair of headphones.

 

[evesdream]

Am I the only one that likes Lance?

I never did have good taste in people.

He's a GB Hall of Famer. You know how they are.

 

[Sean]

Fun Fact:

Every time sean gets some, he's inhaling molecules of Ish et al.

Every time lance gets some, oh, wait...

 

[trysail]

Yes and KS got 21 of them.

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.

I don't pay much attention. Frankly, it's a mystery to me why people seem to get such a big kick out of this "alt" business. It seems pretty idiotic.


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[Saint Peter]

He's a GB Hall of Famer. You know how they are.

A bunch of site owners, dead guys, and douchebags.

 

[Lancecastor]

Every time lance gets some, oh, wait...

....lost your laptop?